Jean-Pierre Adams: The 38-year coma that can't stop love went in for a routine knee surgery!
You can't blame him for leaving. I'd hope that he'd go on the continent. Get a trophy, Harry! You can't tell me that he doesn't have means of getting an Irish passport.
OP: Done. The clocks have gone forward and I feel a bit wobbly, like I always do when the clocks change.