OP: Please note, NSFW football confessions are at the bottom of the post after the news in tweets end. The break to these confessions is clearly displayed after the general football confessions. Please don't read if easily squicked or offended. This is an ONTD offshoot comm, so this is how we roll, but for the more sensitive ones out of us (or those reading this post in church), mind the gap.
Normal service will be resumed come Monday morning.
Thank you!
news in tweets
Qatar World Cup bid broke Fifa’s rules by running secret “black operations” campaign to sabotage its rivals to host the 2022 World Cup, leaked documents reveal - Insight investigation in tomorrow’s @thesundaytimes @Arbuthnott
— Jonathan Calvert (@JCalvertST) July 28, 2018
18 yıl sonra ilk!
— Fanatik (@fanatikcomtr) July 28, 2018
Real Madrid bu sezon ilk kez kadrosunda Ballon d'Or kazanan oyuncu olmadan lige başlayacak. pic.twitter.com/YmPfDHGxo2
First in 18 years! Real Madrid will start the league for the first time this season without the player who won the Ballon d'or.
#PEP: You cannot imagine how much I have enjoyed these two weeks with these guys. The young guys have desire. They open their eyes and listen because they have their whole career ahead of them. I want to say thank you to them. #mancity
— Manchester City (@ManCity) July 29, 2018
But will they play for Man City in the near future, though?
Grabbed a quick word with Mourinho pre-match as he got off the coach.
— Neil Jones (@neiljonesgoal) July 28, 2018
"It's Liverpool first team vs Manchester United kids. For the last two years they have not been able to beat us, today they will think they have a chance." #LFC #MUFC
Klopp on Shaqiri: "That's not normal after 4 days - adapting so quickly to our style of play." #LFC
— James Pearce (@JamesPearceEcho) July 28, 2018
Hmmm. I'm not convinced by this player, tbh.
Mourinho asked if Sanchez looks unhappy.
— Neil Jones (@neiljonesgoal) July 28, 2018
"Look, do you want him to be very happy with the players he has around him? We are here just to survive and to have some not very ugly results. Alexis is the only striker we have. And the poor man is there trying his best." #LFC #MUFC
Mourinho needs a break from football, tbh
José Mourinho not hiding his annoyance about Anthony Martial’s absence in MUTV interview. “He has the baby & after the baby is born - beautiful baby, full of health, thank god - he should be here and he is not here”
— Simon Peach (@SimonPeach) July 28, 2018
This will run and run
BREAKING: Newcastle have accepted a bid from Fulham for Aleksandar Mitrovic. The Serb has left their training camp here in Portugal to finalise his move to Craven Cottage.
— Keith Downie (@SkySports_Keith) July 28, 2018
It's for the best for both clubs
#Sarri drops hint tonight that #Morata wants out of #cfc: "Morata? We want to keep our best players but not at all costs. We want to keep our top players but only if they want to be here. We can try to convince some players but let's see how it goes."
— Simon Johnson (@sjstandardsport) July 28, 2018
Football Confessions - taken from tumblr blog by the same name

Colour me intrigued, OP

The French team are many things, but the best looking? Hmm.

They make a handsome pair in photos.

He's going to pay them, OP. Supposedly the Spanish tax man can storm into Italy and demand it from him if he doesn't.

He reminds me of Xabi Alonso in some ways, tbh. It can't just be me.
NSFW confessions start now. If you're easily offended, or squicked, TURN BACK NOW
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He reminds me of the actor from 30 rock and Inception. Whatever his name is.

Well, gives another meaning to football's coming home.
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I'll get my coat.
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OP:Done. Sorry, the ICC matches are boring because the big stars are on holiday and there's only so much moaning from Mourinho that I am willing to take on this fine morning. These confessions irked/shocked and made me laugh, so I thought I'd share them with you. You're welcome, or, my apologies. Insert which reaction works for you.