My heart can't take this no mo'
Tale of the table
Alderweireld is out until Feb. Pochettino weeps
huge win for us today! enjoy your christmas and see you boxing day 🎄🔥 pic.twitter.com/RcFo0WNPy3— Jack Butland (@JackButland_One) December 23, 2017
Stoke won for the first time in a long time
SMH at Man United.
Tale of the table
2 - Zinédine Zidane is the first Real Madrid manager to lose consecutive home games against Barcelona in La Liga history. Video. pic.twitter.com/ZW0f65Gfi7— OptaJose (@OptaJose) December 23, 2017
Messi broke 5⃣ records today!— BarcaSpiral (@BarcaSpiral) December 23, 2017
✅ Most assists in El Clásico history (14)
✅ Most goals in El Clásico history (25)
✅ Most goals for a single club (526)
✅ Only player to score 15+ goals 10 consecutive La Liga seasons
✅ Most goals scored against Real Madrid in history (17)
City already won the Prem, Bayern already won the Bundesliga, Barcelona going to lift La Liga. Would never happen at the midway point in MLS. Can’t wait till March for the most elite league in world football to return.— Jay (@JayStucchio) December 23, 2017
Premier League Champions before 2018 - Manchester City.— Based on Logistics (@Iam_Abdulaxis) December 23, 2017
Ligue 1 champions before 2018 - PSG.
La Liga champions before 2018 - FC Barcelona.
Bundesliga champions before 2018 - Bayern Munich.
Can we start a new football season by January please...
LOL, I am ready for this season to be ovah
News in tweets
.@RayHudson with the line of the night as Messi helps seal the Clasico in style: “Centipedes fantasize about having one left leg like his.”— Mark Travis (@Mark_Travis) December 23, 2017
I am weak
OP: Done! Cheers, jeers and the rest of it, you know the drill. Any overlooked news, please share! I shan't be around tomorrow, because there are no matches in the PL on Christmas Eve (today) or Christmas Day (tomorrow!). So, if all things hold, see you on Boxing Day, yeah?