- Transferts : Alexandre Lacazette partant pour Arsenal Lacazette has agreed to join Arsenal
- Goalkeeper Willy Caballero today joins Chelsea Football Club. Who saw this coming?
- Arsenal slap £8million price tag on defender Kieran Gibbs as Gunners prepare to listen to offers It's not as if he'd played much for Arsenal anyway?
- Russia 2018 needs 'more fans' says organising chief Alexey Sorokin If I want bombs and more unrest, I can stay in Britain, thanks
News in tweets
Saul signs a NINE year contract with ATM!
ATM have revamped their mascot (furthest right)
Full Kit W*nkers
Chelsea's new kit
Harry Kane proposed to his partner. They've known each other since they were eight, I think (met at the Arsenal football academy as wee bairns), have a house, two dogs and a kid together, so this step is a formality, tbh.
OP: Done. Cheers, jeers and the rest of it, you know the drill. I will be... trying to find a foreign language tutor who likes British people and that my weak sterling can afford. Brexit has a LOT to answer for. *sad lulz*