Ligue 1
Paris Saint Germain 5- 0 SC Bastia
PSG back in the goals. But do you think their gaffer will be around in the new season?
Bundesliga
Borussia Dortmund 2- 1 HOffenheim
Two goals, one missed penalty by Dortmund. I was screaming at my phone like... "WHAT?"
Explain
Serie A
Premier League
Man City 5- 0 Crystal Palace
Palace have 38 points, two from safety. They honestly didn't show up to the game at all. Jesus is back in the goals. His healing time was quick
Jesus is a good player, but he's always looking to the ref for a card. That won't play here
Silva at his imperious best. KDB got MOTM
For all their honours, Man City is a nothingburger of a team to me, but I love me some Kompany
Swansea City 1-0 Everton
Llorente scored!
Siggy being Siggy
Hull 0-2 Sunderland
Sunderland won something? Goddamn x3
Dafoe back in the goals
Burnley 2- 2 West Bromwich Albion
A point each
AFC Bournemouth 2- 2 Stoke City
WTF, Stoke?
In the summer, Howe needs to buy him a defence. THe cherries concede too much sloppy goals
La Liga
Atletico Madrid 1- 0 Eibar
I've always liked how ATM's kit is so clean and yet so striking.
Yesterday was a good day
All match reports should be like this. Words, what words?
Memes
Who did this. WHO?
Poetry