- Don't believe Xavi on Manchester City bid for Dele Alli - he hates me, says Mauricio Pochettino Poch out here spitting like a grime MC
- Daniel Sturridge may have played last game for Liverpool because of injury It's time
- More than half of young people watch illegal streams of live sports, study finds Huh. Who's been talking?
- Exclusive Marcus Rashford interview: 'I will be a better Manchester United player for years thanks to Zlatan Ibrahimovic' Good on him
Chelsea 4- 2 Southampton
Ugh. I have nothing to say.
Eden Hazard has erotica blogs decidated to his booty. I stumbled across this by accident
UEFA have a lot to answer for. This is *tew* much
Pogba and Stormzy. NGL, I don't mind the fact that Pogba lives his best life
OP: Done! Cheers, jeers and the rest of it, you know the drill