News
- Lionel Messi: I am heartbroken by the war in Syria -- it has to end I didn't know Messi was an ambassador for UNICEF. I know Barca still have associations with the organisation
- NEWS Jamie Vardy ‘insulted’ Samir Nasri’s family in the lead up to the Frenchman’s red card with the kind of racial slurs Vardy has engaged in, I can only imagine what he said
- Club boss says Chelsea’s €65m offer ‘almost unbelievable’, a milestone moment for club when Bayern went from a selling club to a keeping (and buying) club
- Romelu Lukaku on why he won't sign a new Everton contract - 'I can be world class, but I need the right platform Well. Okay
- Chelsea considering £100m bid for Everton duo Romelu Lukaku and Ross Barkley Barkley isn't all that though
Last eight

Leicester are the only British team in the competition. Do it for the coefficient
Tale of the tape

Champions League Matches

Tale of the tape
Monaco 3- 1 Man City (Agg 6-6)
City threw away a three goal lead. Like... what sort of carelessness? Mourinho would never, Simeone would never
ATM 0-0 Bayer Leverkusen (Agg 4-2)
Olbak had three saves in quick succession
Olbak was working, honestly. One of the best goalies in Europe right now. I know Neuer gets all the credits but...
I think this was the better game, tbh
Think on these things

The world is entirely too small, no? Especially in top flight football
The race to avoid 6th place

OP: Done! Cheers, jeers and the rest of it, you know the drill!