Borussia Dortmund 6- 2 Bayer Leverkusen
With that score, I'd be cheesing too
FC Köln 0- 3 Bayern München
With this win, Bayern are seven points ahead of the chasing pack
Javier Martinez started things off
The win so comfortable, Neuer didn't have to shower
Eibar 1- 4 Real Madrid
Sans Ronaldo, sans Bale, but still easy
That didn't stop Real Madrid from doing what they do best
Benzema is still doing what he does best
Barcelona 5- 0 Celta Vigo
Messi on his grind
Neymar - are PSG still after him?
Another day, another slay
Who's this guy?
Manchester United 1- 1 AFC Bournemouth
Man United are still sixth. Mourinho might want to look to Europa League for a sure way into the CL, tbh (or not, there's still 12 games to play)
That being said, this match had everything! Red card, head stomp, flying elbows...
Rojo (not pictured) scored a goal after a lot of work, Phil Jones brought down a Bournemouth player and gave up a penalty and then... tah -dahhh! The cherries got back in the game
Tackles were snapping everywhere, tempers high, everything going DOWN like a raindrop, you feel me fam? Then Mings did this-
According to Zlatan, Mings just -- ran into his elbow. Face first. Yeah...
Wait, Luke Shaw played today? (I was listening to the match, don't mind me).
Swansea City 3- 2 Burnley
Swansea under Paul Clement vs Bob Bradley are like chalk and cheese, tbh
It seemed that a few referees went on a stag do earlier this week and this explains their shambolic performances across the league. I don't know how Burnley got this penalty
Llorente did really well
With a lovely cross from Tom Carroll. I enjoyed this match more than I thought I would
Liverpool 3- 1 Arsenal
Honestly? I knew Liverpool would win. Give LFC some hot top six action and they'll tart themselves up for it
Wenger started the match with Sanchez on the bench. I too, like the commentators thought that Wenger would have gone for long balls. That would make sense, because LFC players are wee, and are powerless against balls in the air, vs balls on the grass. That... didn't happen
The defence was woeful, but that's been a feature of the PL for the past couple of seasons, tbh.
Coutinho and Mané gazing at Chelsea's points tally in the distance. I swear if LFC only had to play top six teams, we'd have one hand on the trophy by now.
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