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Deportivo 1-1 Atletico Madrid
The story of the night was Torres' head injury
Simeone was tense with concern
Story told in tweets
Messages of goodwill came in for Torres
From teammates and former teams
Torres on the mend
Message from the club
Sevilla 1- 0 Athletic Club
Sevilla coming through
"Fam, looking like a grime MC?/ Don't you see me? Fam!/Fronting at Tower Bridge/style fresh as the vege in your fridge? Don't you see me? Fam!" - and that's my attempt at grime. Never mind.
Stormzy (a real grime MC) showed up to Manchester United's training ground match. He is a Manchester supporter who coined the line, "F**k up your teams, I'm Moyes"
London Football Awards
Right, the London Football Awards is a charity event sponsored by Willow, a charity devoted to ill young adults to have 'special days out' (for YA with terminal illnesses, like cancer, etc). The monies raised by the event (about £200 per ticket, iirc? I just know that it's expensive) go towards those activities. Hugo Lloris got Goalie of the year. I love the textures that he's working with even though he's in 95% black. I just... hate the tie
Conte got manager of the year? For real? But the season isn't even finished as yet?
Dele Alli got Young Player of the Year
N'Golo Kante got Player of the Year. Well deserved
Wales Documentary: Don't Take Me Home
Wales decided to make a documentary about their entry in an international competition for the first time in fifty odd years.
Coleman plans to leave international football management after this campaign. He wants to manage a Champions League team abroad, since he won't have the opportunities in England (yeah, he'd be better off building a reputation abroad before coming back, tbh
OP: Done! Cheers, jeers, and the rest of it. I gotta go.