Chelsea 3- 1 Arsenal
Arsenal had one job. Spurs showed y'all the way. Liverpool gave hints. You had no excuses
Just to hold Chelsea to nine points ahead, or ten at the most. Not bloody twelve?!
Cech was trying, honestly
To add insult to injury, Fabregas scored
Bellerin was down after this collision. I hope he's okay?
Conte threw himself into the Chelsea faithful. Did he get a yellow card?
Hull City 2- 0 Liverpool
Of course LFC would lose to a bottom team. That being said, Marco Silva hasn't done his CV a lot of harm with what he's doing with Hull. He has them playing in a system. Whereas with Phelan, if they couldn't defend, they couldn't score and vice versa, under Silva, it's all, 'getchu a team that can do both'.
Hull have given themselves a fighting chance. Leicester are now dragged into the mix
So yeah, congratulations to Marco Silva. Looking like a cleaner, better living version of Colin Farrell. His English is SO GOOD. Better than Mourinho's, for real.
Klopp needs to marshall a defence, that's all I can say. I don't want to say anymore because this post is long enough already
Everton 6 - 3 Bournemouth
Lu-lu- Lukakku! Scored at least three. Scored the first one within THIRTY SECONDS!
Now, y'all know that I like the cherries, but wtf? Defence, Eddie Howe, haven't you heard of it? It's so weird that an English coach doesn't know how to defend - and he steered his team through League 1 and Championship! If you can't defend in those leagues... well
Bournemouth rallied, but still
Barkley got in the goals
South Hampton 1 - 3 West Ham United
Ugh, Andy Carroll
I am you, goalie. I am you
Unlike LFC, at least Soton scored. You know what, I'm not watching MOTD, because I will start throwing things
Tottenham Hotspur 1- 0 Middlesbrough
Spurs got three points when the rest of their rivals (save Chelsea, but Chelsea are two furlongs ahead) lost theirs
Spurs' chances were wasteful
WTF, Valdes? Dele Alli has matured though. Last season, he'd have gotten into fisticuffs with the guy and get a red card.
Bayern Munchen 1- 1 Schalke 04
Lahm made his 500th appearance for Bayern today. Xabi Alonso his 100th?
Borussia Dortmund 1 - 0 RasenBallsport Leipzig
Well, that's all you need to know. Auba has angered Tuchel saying that he needs to leave Dortmund in order to grow. Mate. Maaaateee
The only goal scored
Barcelona 3 - 0 Athletic Club
Sergei Roberto. What's his story?
Rafinha getting his kicks in
Atletico Madrid 2-0 Leganes
Simeon's hair transplant is GOOD
With this victory, ATM are 4th on the table, behind Sevilla!
I remember reading something about today being Koke's 300th match for the club?
I like Yannick whatshisname
Torres was all, "We had to win!"
Smiles after the game!
Bologna 1 - 7 Napoli
No direct match photos, sorry, so have some social media stuff about the match instead
OP: Done! Tomorrow I have to leave at first light, so have at it. Can someone please do the tags for me? LJ is side eyeing me rn. Cheers, jeers and the rest of it, you know the drill!