- December 29th: Carrick eats ice cream December 30th: Carrick misses the game due to illness LOL
- A win that felt so good even @UsainBolt felt compelled to ring #MUTVHD! #MUFC LOL, it was a decent win
- Juve plans for Alexis Sanchez Uh ohhh
New Year's Eve Fixtures
Chelsea 4- 2 Stoke City
Someone watched this match - and it wasn't me
Chelsea are nine points ahead and have won thirteen matches on the trot. FFS
But Stoke got two goals in, so it shows that Chelsea are falable.
Leicester City 1- 0 West Ham
This match was scrappy. Coming into the match, I expected a draw, or a West Ham win, because Leicester have been dreadful in the League this season
Ranieri (not pictured) laid down the law sharpish. He said that Leicester had to win. So said, so done!
Manchester United 2- 1 Middlesborough
I didn't watch this game because I saw the referee and went, "No, my blood pressure will be good today. Lee Mason will not make me swear today"
Martial has had a rocky 2016, to the point where his parents have allegedly moved in with him up in Manchester. Mourinho seems to have turned a corner in a lot of ways recently, like his team
The goal was disallowed because of Zlatan's high foot
Valdes was 'recieving treatment'. Okay, bruv
I can understand Traore leaving Barcelona because he wasn't getting any minutes - but to go to Boro? WHY?
Mourinho and Karanka used to be manager and assistant to the manager at Real Madrid a couple of years ago. Supposedly when Karanka got the call to go to Boro, Mourinho told him to take the opportunity and use it as a way to get into the PL. Boro started well with a goal, but Man United got level and then nicked a second goal in the dying embers of the match
Swansea City 0- 3 Bournemouth
Man, Swansea. When Bournemouth (no shade) can keep a clean sheet against you... you know things are grim
Like, the defence was just abject. Just sink into the Championship and come back again. Their new manager is Paul Clement, Ancelotti's assistant from Bayern Munich. He had a brief spell at Derby that didn't work out. Man...
Liverpool 1- 0 Manchester City
This was held as the game of the Christmas fixtures, and Klopp and Guardiola are out here playing pat a cake
Liverpool drew blood early from this ex Newcastle player whose name I can't spell.
Passed Kolarov! People were expecting this to be a high scoring game, but ehhh. We got three points and Chelsea in our sights! So!
Well, I laughed!
New Year's Greetings
Ugh, I want to go to there
Couts and fam can't go anywhere just yet. Oh, he got the Brazilian player of the year award.
Blind from Man United had his NYE's celebrations
Lewandowski (?) and wife with bump
OP: Happy New Year!!!! I'm off on a hike to somewhere, so watch the matches and the Vienna Orchestra on my behalf!
OP: Can I have a 'Christmas fixtures' tag, please?