Manchester City 1- 1 Southampton
Man City looked pretty rickety. For all his 'ball playing centre back' plaudits, Stones needs to know how to defend first
Southampton scored in the first half of the match. Redmond was the man
Iheanacho came on at half time, and did as he usually does, gets a goal. This is the fifth game that Guardiola hasn't won. Cue scenes of pundits going, "Guardiola has lost the plot!" He hasn't but maybe Mourinho has?
Chelsea 4- 0 Manchester United
Man, Chelsea had a great day at the office to Man United's shocker. Pedro got the first goal in three seconds. Ay yi yi. Manchester United's form crumbled like a House of Cards
Listen, when you have defenders like Cahill and Luiz playing and you can't get a goal, something is wrong. When Cahill can get a goal against you? SMH
The goals were scored by Pedro (!) Cahill, Kante and Hazard
I'm not blaming the goalie. I just want to know, what happened to the strikers, the midfield and the defence? Travesty
Can't find any photos, sorry.
Real Madrid 2- 1 Athletic Bilbao
Stop, drop and roll because Morata is on fire
Benzema got a goal too!
Sevilla 1- 0 Atletico Madrid
N'zonzi has discovered a new leash on life
With Manchester United and ATM not having great days at the office, my part of the tumblrverse was silent as a grave
Koke got two yellows and got sent off
Tornio 2- 2 Lazio
The match reports for this game are written in German. I... don't understand a word
Is that Imobile?
Yesterday at Twickenham (famous rugby stadium in London), the NFL came again. Um, the teams were called New York Giants and Los Angeles Rams? Anyway, the NFL has a lot of European footballers interested in it, as you can see here. I can't post an Instagram story, but Eric Dier (Spurs player) turned up to support the New York Giants
Remind me- because we are an ONTD off shoot comm after all- wasn't Beckham Jnr the target of a strange projection by Lena Durham, when she wrote this strange article about him finding her unattractive although they didn't exchange a word that night at the Met Gala Ball?
Any ideas for the tracks that Ancelotti would rock. Probably 'Phweet, phweet, that's the sound of referees'.
OP: done! Cheers, jeers, corrections and commentary pushback, you know the drill.