news roundup
News
- Neymar: At Barca, I Play For Messi Neymar's Messi's handmaiden
- BREAKING: Reports tonight in Turkey suggesting Robin Van Persie could be on the verge of a move to #Rangers. Wow. Okay?!
- #Ribéry zu #Pep #Guardiola: "Er ist ein junger Trainer. Ihm fehlt Erfahrung!Manchmal redet er zu viel. Fußball ist ganz einfach." He is a young coach, he lacks experience. Sometimes he talks too much. Football is simple
- Mamadou Sakho was sent home for breaking Liverpool club rules on three occasions, reveals Jurgen Klopp Oh my days
- UD Las Palmas negotiates the signing of Kevin-Prince Boateng *raised eyebrow*
- Daniel Sturridge has been given a special training programme by Liverpool to help him prepare for the new season We need him!
- Chelsea has a fantastic academy... I don't know why in the past a few players have played with the first team, says Antonio Conte Huh? Yes, please, Conte. With less Brits playing in the PL than before, I'll cheer any team that gives local lads a chance
- Pep Guardiola slams the organisers of the International Champions Cup and describes Bird's Nest pitch as 'unacceptable' after cancellation of Manchester derby
I'm sure Mourinho and himself will use this experience to barter for less preseason touring come next preseason.
Real Madrid's bench this season

Dang
Pictures and gossip

Auba telling the journo's where to go! Okay, he's clarifying his statements

BREAKING | Marko Arnautovic signs a new four-year deal with Stoke City Football Club #SCFC

Club: Bayern Munich's Martinez: "We want to play more vertically, more direct. That's what Carlo has told us"

LFC are building its Serbian contingent.
Higuain!
I like Juve's yellow training kit. Hmmm. Since I'm team Instinct, I wonder...
Sporting's new star signing. Fear him!(posted about him in the news round up yesterday)
International Champions Cup
I woke up at 04:30 hours for this game. >:(
Moreno (not pictured) had a nightmare. He needs competition, tbh
NGL, Chelsea played well. I admired their defensive nous, and how they ebbed and swarmed around the ball, leaving LFC's players exposed

Best moment in the game *Gareth Bale obnoxious heart sign here*
I've been impressed with Kevin Stewart (LFC player), as well as Reuben Loftus Cheek (Chelsea). Nice seeing British academy talent coming through. Conte played Loftus Cheek as a striker?!!
Real Madrid 1- 3 PSG
Looks like the England NT kit. UGH at Nike
I didn't watch this game. But remember, preseason friendlies mean nowt
This happened in Ohio
Footballers came out to play for Michael Schumacher
tl:dr; Michael Schumacher is a storied former Formula 1 driver who sustained a head injury whilst skiing. He was in a coma for a while, supposedly out of it and on the long road to rehabilitation
Some football personalities as well F1 personalities came out to play. Monies also go to local charities. Anyone who can add to this, please do
Football confessions

Uhhh... okay

TIL - William Miller (the lad to the right, Harry Winks is the lad to the left) was a child actor, playing the lead in BBC's Oliver Twist. He's (another) midfielder coming through Tottenham Hotspur's academy, but Pochettino seems to want him to play as an LB. It happens. John Terry was a midfielder who got pushed further back in his career

*Frantic shaking of head* Noooooo.
OP: Done! Cheers, jeers, corrections, commentary pushback and overlooked news, you know the drill!

