- Will Grigg and Paul Pogba receive same number of votes in Uefa poll Grigg didn't play in any of the games, iirc
- Florentino has pressured Zidane into taking Odegaard to Canada He's still with Real Madrid? For the sake of the lad's career, he needs to leave and play
- Wigan vs Liverpool: Jurgen Klopp warns Christian Benteke, Mario Balotelli that it 'makes no sense' to stay and not play I like how plain speaking he is. Go, Klopp (but that Newcastle player though...?)
- Gonzalo Higuain won't leave Napoli for under £78.5m - Sky sources Juve want him, supposedly
- Calciopoli decision delayed This is a song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friend...
- Unfortunately it looks as though Steve Walsh is heading to Everton. A big blow for #LCFC Leicester being picked over. This is the guy who discovered Mahrez, Kante, Vardy, got Drinkwater in, etc...
Pictures and Gossip
James future at Real Madrid is 'complicated' according Zidane. My Real Madrid friend is going to have a cow
Goetze is primed to return to Dortmund
Will he get these love notes upon returning? It's a bloody cheek if he returns, tbh
Players out and about
Ronaldo and his leg brace. I'd hope that he isn't rushed back into the season's preparations, tbh
The club presented Mourinho with these Portuguese cakes. What are they called? I've had the one on the right when I holidayed in Portugal (kinda custardy, but I'm not a fan of custard), but not on the left
The new money spinning bit now is on the training kit! Sponsors now want their names on the training kit! It's not just for football shirts anymore.
Tumblr now has noise ads. UGH! Avoid. Right, who dis in the picture with Cristiano?
Time flies. Remind me again? Did I cover this?
It's from Zadok the Priest, so you'll be in luck. That would be brilliant though
OP: Done! Cheers, jeers, corrections and commentary pushback, you know the drill! Can someone do the tags for me? Cheers!