News
- Götze agrees terms with Dortmund He wanted CL football, they have it. He didn't want to leave Germany either. So win win!
- Luke Shaw returns to full training with Man United after spell out injured Good luck to him
- Portugal hero Eder reveals: My father is in prison in England for KILLING my step-mum Wow
- ¿Trato de favor al Madrid? James planta a la jueza... por celebrar su 'cumple' en Medellín
James was supposed to turn up at court to answer to a driving charge in Madrid- he's in Colombia for his birthday so they've asked him to come at another date. How, sway? - Cristiano Ronaldo the special footballer of his generation, says Sir Alex Ferguson The love in continues. No hate from me though
- Buffon taking a busman's holiday Yes, really, he's standing in goal for a children's game on holiday
- Juventus has agreement with Higuain for contract until 2020! Now, Juve will contact Napoli and will try to found an agreement I didn't see this coming. Did you see this coming?
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News in pictures

PSG OFFICIEL : @PatrickKluivert rejoint le @PSG_inside en tant que directeur du football !
Nani is presented at Valencia and does capoeira
Chelsea's new manager. Props to Conte, he only started learning English seriously when he accepted the job (around May when it was announced?), and he took his first press conference in English. Answering questions, using metaphors (he's a tailor who has to cut cloth according to his circumstance). Bravo!
Preseason and friendlies (cont)

Torres w/ Atleti

When Alonso cuts down on the beer, his skin and face look better

Digne has signed for Barcelona! The face mask is the new rage!

Vincent Jansen has signed for Tottenham Hotspur. Met with Pochettino, both are taken with each other, Jansen rejected overtures from PSG and Wolfsburg and here he is. Jansen's mother represented her country at the Olympics, won gold in swimming
New kit alert!
Out and about

Buffon on hols

I want to go to there

Ronaldo on holiday

What. Is. This. Pogba!
Football confessions/Social Media

I CANNOT

Ha ha ha ha. I like your steeze

I'm spreading my tentacles for the seamier side of football confessions. #noshame

I do like his accent, NGL. The lilt is interesting, and his English is... distinctive.

A name I haven't thought about in a long time


LOL, point taken

Give us a hug, because I have discovered Pokémon go, and have sprained my ankle
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