News
- Confirmation from UEFA that the case against Mamadou Sakho has been dismissed. #LFC defender free to resume his career. Sakho has lost a lot from UEFA's cockup
- Marcelo Bielsa quits Lazio just TWO DAYS after being appointed, as Serie A club's bosses consider legal action Oh my days
- FA in talks with Klinsmann over England job: US boss backed to succeed by Bierhoff No. FFS, no! I'd have taken Harry Redknapp over Klinsmann any day, at least he'd give us #banter. Everyone has said that Klinsmann is a poor coach. Why are the FA looking to reward mediocrity? Weren't Capello and Hodgson enough? Also, this isn't America where Klinsmann can get by with fuzzy sayings and ish like he did for the first two years. FFS.
- Mario Balotelli axed from Liverpool squad for Tranmere friendly: Future still in limbo Klopp doesn't rate him, and he'd rather the club take a loss, buy out Balo's contract and cut him loose. It's time
- Pereyra image rights stall Napoli? Wow, have you read this? Pereyra has to cut his contract with Nike because Juve are an adidas brand
- Bild | Mario Götze has decided to leave Bayern. Player is in talks to join Tottenham Hotspur. BVB also interested WHAT?! Götze is all Champions League or bust, but do Spurs need another AM though who's still living (and eating) outchere like it's 2014? Also, Spurs have a pretty tight pay structure and wage hierarchy
- Gianluca Di Marzio: Paul Pogba won't push to leave #Juventus , it's agent Mino Raiola who wants #MUFC move for 20% of the fee. #FRA Quelle surprise
Pictures
Guardiola had his first press conference yesterday

Looking GOODT, Guardiola. His press conference was okay. He says that he's here to learn, to prove himself as a manager, and will be looking to move on (strongly implied) after the experience. Man City will do well to have a successor in line

Some Manchester City fans are annoyed, because Man City's owners pretty much tailor made Man City for Guardiola to come and make his seat for the rest of his career. But Guardiola is a wandering mystic of the coaching world, so grrrr

A three piece suit in July?! Manchester must be cold
Liverpool had a preseason friendly yesterday

We got to see our new signings,hey Matip
Klopp and co looking all tanned and rested

How do you pronounce Klopp's assistant coach's name?

So ridic. I feel bad for Sakho
Wales

Got a parade
The rest of the pictures are pretty much the same, tbh. Sea of red, etc. Chris Coleman has said that he'll be leaving after the 2018 World Cup. Wants to consolidate his stock before moving on

With this, I bid you adieu
OP: done! Between Klinsy in the run for the England NT job, my ankle, my eczema and nonnys blowing up my inbox saying that my secularism = repping for white supremacy (!!!), I'm done with the internet for the day