news tidbits
News
- China wants Zlatan to be the face of their football product and are willing to play through the nose Link in Swedish
- Christian Benteke directs anger at Jürgen Klopp [REDACTED FOR ABUSIVE LANGUAGE]
- Uefa is considering a major revamp of the Champions League format FFS! Again?! It's terrible that they want to exclude the smaller teams.
- DeJong needs to be in Europe to have a look in for the Dutch NT link in Dutch
- Bellerin Arsenal exit is front page news in Spain, Man United waiting to present offer The special relationship between Arsenal and Barcelona at play again
- Jonas Borring leaves Randers after team-mate’s affair with his wife Just... how? More on the story from the teammatw's side here. Man, that's wrong. What they do with you, they'll do to you
- Kieran Gibbs could leave as Arsenal line up Lorient’s Raphaël Guerreiro Gibbs should have left Arsenal years ago for regular playing time, tbh. But it means that he might not be called up for Euro 2016 (good)
- England boss Roy Hodgson likely to pick Jack Wilshere even if Arsenal star fails to play before the end of the season
Don't let the devil use you, Woy. I am TIRED of England taking injured players to tourneys because it hamstrings the team, which has a knock on effect on our performances - Sergio Aguero buys Independiente a new training ground ahead of his return to former club I can't remember who said that Argentine players play as if they're on loan, no matter how long they've been away from their first teams, their loyalty to their home teams/sides is immense
Pictures

Klopp has taken all the players who aren't on international duty to a training camp in Tenerife. Ahhh, the sun. Haven't seen the yellow disc in a while!

Ewww @ drinking gatorade though. Give me coconut water ANYDAY!

Nice to see the Spanish training kit looking good and not crazy

Can someone give me the 411 on TinTin's watch?

I like Trapp's jacket. Is it me, or is there a hoodie grafted in the design?
Football confessions and memes

Every time I read confessions like these, I realise that people don't understand SMV.

Stoke still has Charlie Adam. This confession is invalid

Hmmm...

Kroos is supposedly linked to PSG

Really?

Hahaha, this was too good not to share
OP: done! Cheers, jeers, corrections and commentary pushback, you know the drill!

