- Aitor Karanka clinging on to Middlesbrough top job after manager stormed out of team meeting ahead of trip to Charlton They're kicking out Karanka over Stewart Downing?! Chile... I guess
- Danny Drinkwater in line for debut England call up as Roy Hodgson ponders over his final squad before Euro 2016 I just hope that Wilshere won't go
- 'Better than Zidane? I don't think so'... Dimitri Payet is thriving at West Ham but the Frenchman is just happy he made it off tiny Indian Ocean island of Reunion
Norwich 0- 0 Manchester City
Norwich - are they circling the drain? Patrick Bamford (Chelsea loanee) puts his boot to the ball - and fail
The goalies were working. Petition to ban green kits from the field, please
Stoke City 1- 2 Southampton
Stoke's fans are getting restive! They want European places
Being a striker hunting for goals is like us mortals waiting for a bus. It takes ages sometimes and then two show up at once. That was Pele yesterday. Rumour has it that Under Armour will be doing their kits next season, instead of Adidas' identikit. I've been impressed with UA's kits for Spurs. They aren't boring and relatively well made, you know?
Bournemouth 3- 2 Swansea
Bournemouth might be staying up
It was a high scoring, blitzkrieg game
Bournemouth have a cushion of thirteen points! Hmmm
Everton 2- 0 Chelsea
Why you do dis?
Lukkaku was on fire yesterday. A brace of goals - and Martinez decided to work on defence with his players, for once
The game was a scrap- Terry got a boot in the face
If Everton have ambition with their new investment, they'll move Martinez on. This might save Everton's season, but they should really be in Europa contention re: places
Nah nah nah nah... wave goodbye
Barcelona 6- 0 Getafe
Barcelona's season keeps on rolling.
Getafe are facing relegation. They are having a bad season
Bayern Munich 5- 0 Werder Bremen
Enjoy the season, Pep!
Truly enjoy it
OP: done! Cheers, jeers, corrections and commentary pushback, you know the drill