- Congrats, @MesutOzil1088! The @Arsenal magician is Germany's Player of the Year 2015: http://bit.ly/OzilPotY2015 hands in the air
- Fernando Torres has spoken with David Villa about going to #MLS" @MLSTransfers #Torres This is a rumour that's been bubbling for some time. Torres' contract runs out, and he's left it to the club (as in, he's not pushing it, or doing oblique pleas in the press) to decide. I thought he was linked to Cosmos, though and they aren't MLS, are they?
- Miss Washington USA resigns amidst scandal She stabbed Marco Pappa, a player from the MLS team Colorado Rapids
- BREAKING: Quique Sanchez Flores and Odion Ighalo named @premierleague manager and player of the month for December. #SSNHQ Well deserved, eh?
- Alexandre Lacazette: 'This summer I could move to England’ He wants to go to a club with Champions League football, an attractive playing style, no long balls to the striker. Specifics.
- Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid transfer deals that may be affected by transfer bans I put this here for science
- Disillusioned academy chief to quit Manchester United tl;dr: David Moyes really screwed the club, because he brought in personnel from Everton that the academy chief has had to work under. In addition, Manchester City have cherry picked the best players, and even past Manchester United players take their kids to Man City's academy (you do get enrolled in a good, posh school). On top of that there seems to be no direct pathway from academy talents to the first team
Arsenal's new signing in training! Mohammed Elneny?
Copa Del Rey
A. Madrid 3- 0 Rayo V
Greizmann came off the bench and slayed
I guess the match was thrilling - as a 3-0 match could be. With Atletico Madrid banned from transfers, I guess it means that they can keep Greizmann for a bit longer, then?
Grenanda 0- 3 Valencia
Neville's adventure in Spain certainly is having some highs and lows. I guess this would be considered a high. Tell me, is he still playing that wretched 4-4-2?
Is Neville still not going to sort his team's shortcomings out?
OP: done! Cheers, jeers, and the rest of it! You know the drill! Can someone please do the tags for me today? My tags aren't loading because LJ is tapdancing on my tits right now