- Raheem Sterling should still be at Liverpool, working with Jurgen Klopp could have been a dream... agent Aidy Ward on that £49m move and how Brendan Rodgers was wrong Dude, Sterling is at City making himself and you mad money. Move on. No one covered themselves with glory in that situation. His comments on Rodgers are illuminating
- Lamela: ‘Not returning to Serie A’ If that's so, Lamela needs to tell his father to have a cup of shut the heck up, tbh. His father said that his son was in talks with Inter Milan, etc. On the eve of the summer transfer window, Lamela was supposed to go to Marseille on loan, everything signed off- only for Pochettino to step in and block the move. Levy had to apologise to the Marseille chairman
- Pjanic on Bayern Munich's radar Ah, Guardiola loves a midfielder, doesn't he?
- Agent wants Southampton and Norwich target Kalidou Koulibaly to remain at Napoli
Huh - Bayern Munich's Xabi Alonso says ''very demanding'' Premier League would benefit from winter break I agree- after the Christmas fixtures, the PL should go into fallow for two weeks, because January is wank anyway. But a break, no nonsense about going abroad on a money spinning tour, like Real Madrid to Dubai in their Christmas break
Arsenal 2- 0 Bayern Munich
I don't have much commentary for this match because I was watching Chelsea's match for reasons you'll hear about later
Bayern Fans leaving word that they have been Champions before. Oh, word? Football trashtalk, I dig, I dig!
Props to Bayern fans for taking a stand re: tickets, and props to Arsenal fans for giving Bayern Munich fans props about taking a stand re tickets. So the atmosphere started off right, you get me?
OMG, this! Twenty is plenty, people! Arsenal takes the piss.
Players posing. Yo, tell me if the pictures are a bit too much, yeah?
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Ledandowski was neutered in the first half
LOOOOL, I thought this was Phillipe Countino
FIGGGGHHHTTT for the ball
Walcott was feeling his oats. More like that, please, Feo
Cech was MAGISTERIAL!
One, two, stretch!
So, is Ospina going to see Champions League action, or nah. *insert troll face here*
Oh yeah, Alonso was in the game. For real?
Giroud strikes!
Ozil scored the second goal. He lives
Dynamo Kiev 0 -0 Chelsea
Mourinho tasked Hazard to win the match for Chelsea. Hazard had a great attempt, creating a chance out of nothing as he does - but missed. But a good miss you know?
Tell me, who is this? Begovic, right? So why was the BT sport commentator calling him Courtois? Why is BT Sports so goddamn shyte? Why bother to pay all that money for Champions League if your commentators are so PITIFUL?! Why are you making me watch your coverage with a frown, yo? All 90 mins, I was like, "It's Begovic, you muppet."
Diego Costa behaved himself. No spitting, winding up players and even apologised? *raised eyebrows*
JOhn Terry back in the stirrups
There was fan trouble and blood, I won't show you that so, have this picture instead. Cahill was working
Willian had a good attempt at a kick, but it hit the bar. I can't find a picture of the player that I watched the match for. Figures
Bejovic was immense. Still no picture of the player I wanted to speak about. So we'll talk about him another time >:(
BATE Borisov 0- 2 Barcelona
Barcelona's kit looks like a bloody egg. Didn't watch this match, so how did it go?
Miscellaneous
Casillas sets a record
4 CL teams were unbeaten going into this round
Neuer is magic
Champions League stage results. SMH at Leverkusen and Roma. That tells me that you had no midfield or defense
OP: done! Sorry, fate is conspiring against me with these posts this week. If not illness, it's electronics. Cheers, jeers, corrections and commentary pushback, you know the drill. Will try and tag this later.