Chatter from the sidelines
- Serie A president claims club have recieved three bids for Manchester United target
- New York City FC Complete Andrea Pirlo Capture All my what
- Pirlo improved Juventus culture still in shock
- Nabil Bentaleb signs new five-year contract with Tottenham until 2020 OMG yayyy
- Guus Hiddink could add to Premier League’s gravitas in the technical area He's linked with Leicester
- Premier League - Paper Round: Raheem Sterling to sign for Manchester City this week Baby bye bye bye!
- Lionel Messi, Pep Guardiola and Sergio Ramos Futures Discussed by Joan Laporta Might be fanfic, might not
- Morgan Schneiderlin can join Manchester United but only if they pay what he's worth, insists Southampton boss Ronald Koeman Damn, Southampton and their eyewatering prices. Manchester United bought Luke Shaw last year and he's been a whimper not a bang so far. I'd try to negotiate returns if I were you, Manchester United
- Arsenal captain Mikel Arteta pens new one-year deal as Arsene Wenger looks set to abandon plans to buy a defensive midfielder He's still alive?!
- BREAKING: FIFA bans chief 2018 and 2022 World Cup bids inspector Harold Mayne-Nicholls for 7 years He was a low level drone in terms of corruption, I guess
- Casillas is excited by Porto's offer What kind of fanfic??? Aren't players supposed to be reporting to camps for preseason training, tours and whatnot? Is DeGea staying with Manchester United for another season, or nah?
- Liverpool's Mario Balotelli given compassionate leave, set to miss start of pre-season His adoptive father (I want to say 'father' but since his biological father is alive and Balotelli is reaching out to his biological family - that story is dramatic, messy and sad in parts), I'm going to go with the first phrase
Juventus does a video tribute
Barcelona's new signing - depending on who's elected President. Or something
I wanna wake up in the City that never sleeps, to awake on top of the heap
Is Pirlo is impressed?
OP: done! Cheers, jeers, corrections and commentary pushback, you know the drill! Gotta dash