Like a magpie I live for glitter, not you (melj1213) wrote in ontd_football,
Like a magpie I live for glitter, not you
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STALLION CELEBRATIONS



TODAY IS SERGIO RAMOS´BIRTHDAY AND IT DESERVES A POST IN HIS HONOUR
S is for ::: SEVILLA

Once upon a time there was a young boy from Camas, who wanted to be a footballer ... so he was ...



when he wasn´t hanging out doing naked photoshoots of course



E is for ::: ESPAÑA

Sergio is not only a treasure of Madrid and Sevilla but he´s also a national treasure with his performances throughout the years with the national team ...







R is for ::: REAL MADRID

Fortunately, Sergio soon realised that Sevilla was not a big enough place for him and he needed to be the best ... so he set transfer records signing for the best team in Spain, Real Madrid.







G is for ::: GOALS

Sergio likes to bring his strikerback skills to the pitch as often as possible but lbr here, I´m talking about one goal in particular ...


I is for ::: INGLES

Sergio has spent much time over the years honing his English skills


but always remember ...



O is for ::: ORIGINS

So, as we established earlier, Sergio hails from Camas, in Andalucia where he was born and brought up with his two older siblings - Réne and Mariam ... Sergio might be quite a lot younger than his brother and sister but they are all very close - Rene is Sergio´s agent and Mariam is his perfect woman XD





He is also a total mama´s boy and would do anything for his family



R is for ::: RED CARDS

Really, there´s not much more to say than that ...


A is for ::: AWARDS

Over the years, Sergio has been quite successful and has won many awards:











But none have more significance to him than the Dropa Del Rey he destroyed:


M is for ::: MODELLING

Over the years, Sergio has built up a reputation for not only being awesome on the pitch, but for also looking amazing off it using his best modelling skills ...







(and yes this is Sara)




O is for ::: ORGASM

He not only uses his modelling skills for good, but also for orgasm providing ...











S is for ::: SHIPS



And of course, no Sergio Ramos post is ever complete without a nod to his many glorious ships ...














HAPPY BIRTHDAY PONY, MAY YOU CONTINUE TO MAKE EVERY YEAR AS AWESOME AS THE PREVIOUS 29 HAVE BEEN

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