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Saw this image, had a giggle. In a lot of ways, if Torres works out for Atlético Madrid (he does give them options, sports analysts agree. He might lack shooting prowess at the mo, but it seems Simeone has a plan. Torres coming back isn't as sentimental as we'd like to believe, which is good!). If Torres works out, think of the narrative between Torres and Ramos, it would be like Reus and that guy from Munich [insert name here]. It makes good, scintillating copy. I can't blame Canal+ for pushing it, tbh.

What's this about Klopp and his hair transplant? NGL, it's looking good, but ugh, I've seen what men go through to get it and um... no

Tin Tin is back in training

I think these are recent. He doesn't look sunburnt, so maybe they aren't. This is for the thirst</a>

Barcelona played Copa del Rey against Elche last night. I felt sorry for Elche, because Neymar and Messi had something to prove.

70,000 supporters stayed away, in protest at everything. But Barcelona was triumphant, banging 'em in. The players are Lionel Messi and Jordi Alba

Word on the Barcelona streets is that Messi is vexed. I don't think he'd leave Barcelona though. In a way it's his kingdom

Thanking the few culés who showed up(20k fans- but considering the place is normally rocking with 70k, well).

Messi

Word on the street - this is the new training shirt design for Barcelona 2015/16 season. Apologies that this isn't the kit. Have been corrected on that fact.Hmmm. I don't know if I'm sold

UNICEF? What UNICEF?

Away kit

Third kit. Ah yes, where was I?

Messi was on his best last night. Bursting through defences

Neymar did his bit, going by Enzo Roco of Elche

Messi and Neymar on the field, in tandem. Reunited and it feels so good. Enrique doesn't understand our chemistry

Even Suárez got a goal. What a time to be alive

We'll leave Messi and Neymar to go get a room. Pronto

After the crowds go

I can't find any Sevilla pictures of the Copa del Rey. Forgive? And having Kun Agüero coming back to training instead?

Look at his knee

Hah! News about Ramos so I can post this picture here (because I liiiiiike it), he's still sore about the refereeing choices of that game. People are now saying 'it's a uphill battle' for Real Madrid to get back into the Copa del Re -jajajajajajajaja- I can't even type it without laughing. *slaps fans out of hysterics* get a grip. You'll be fine

I found this picture of Granada training. They'll go on to lose to Sevilla FC 1-2. But I can't find pictures, so I don't know if this match existed

I found a picture of Sevilla! After changing my browser so the computer thought I lived in Spain- and all I got was this picture. Do better, Marca and co. Do better

OP: I'll be away this weekend, getting my grind on. Assignment due and lol, I'm halfway between curling in a corner and eating my hair, or getting a move on. I tried doing tags today in the post, but um... I don't understand them?
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