Poldi trollin Schweinsteiger of course!
No fear though - Schweinsteiger has his own bag of tricks.
Also the team celebrated Klose's birthday with a traditional Brazilian dance and party. Even Lahm got in on the action.
And transfer rumor season has started! Did you know that Manchester United is getting Schweinsteiger?
AND Toni Kroos?
You don't have to worry about Draxler though. Arsene Wenger is still posted at his front door.