^^Chelsea's two mathematically skinniest players. Notice what they have in common?
As promised, more number geeking regarding squad weights this time, as opposed to heights. Figures from the club website:
|From heaviest to lightest:|
|John Obi Mikel||86|
Juan Mata is a loooot skinnier than me, so jell! :oooo I could have sworn Ashley Cole used to be a bit lighter than that, but that may have been when he was weighed when he came back from a spell out with the flu, and with that, didn't each much. Torres seemed to be very thin for his height, so I took it further and calculated BMIs:
|John Obi Mikel||24.33228|
Check Raul out, true to hipster roots, the thinnest in the squad so he can squeeze himself into those skinnies ;) Fatnando is practically anorexic by Chelsea BMI standards! Our Iberian contingent all are pretty thin, although I am surprised at Essien having the highest BMI as he never looked particularly ~heavy (must all be tightly compressed in). And, that age old addage, Fat Frank? Well, by Chelsea BMI standards, yes, he is, quite literally "fat" haha :p
Glad I answered that one!
Your turn bbs! Rank your squad in terms of weight, and if you so desire, BMI! (if you did height yesterday, it should be a doddle, just slap it all into Excel)