katee (kateekates127) wrote in ontd_football,
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BEST POST EVER? MAYBE.

I come bearing the craziest of stories and some really flawless pictures.







That time we were driving next to this bus? :|




WHAT DOES HE DO WITH HIS LIFE?


Beauty and the Beast.


Excuse me looking a] fat, b] sweaty, c] frazzled. I was menstrual.


pissed I forgot to bring my German flag tbh.


THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER MADE.


That time I was in complete shock that he was there, in real life?






HE. WAS. A. SWEATY. BETTY.




LOOKING AT ME.


AND AGAIN.




THIS IS WHERE THE FUCKERY HAS ENSUED.

So you see that he's seen me, acknowledged my sign?


He is giving me his jersey. I am running from row five down to row one when security then slammed me in the chest and told me to back the fuck up. I explain to him and he called me a liar. While this is happening, Mesut has given the jersey to the photographer to give to me. The photographer proceeded to throw the jersey behind him, into the front row. I begin politely explaining to the man who had the jersey about how he ushered me down, he saw my signs [I was the only person holding signs up] and he then told me, "I don't speak German, fuck off." I am still pleading with him while a Barcelona fan is yelling death threats at him. People are trying to yank the jersey out of his hand and get it to me. This man was a Union fan and had no care for Mesut at all.

Another security guard comes over to me and says that he saw what happened, he knew it was for me but there's nothing he can do about it as the man already has the jersey in his hands. Long story short: I didn't see anything from the second half because my contacts were too cloudy to see out of from SOBBING/ UGLY CRYING. Arbeloa was leaving the pitch and he saw me sobbing. He stopped and looked. Embarrassing as fuck.

Before the game ended, a man went and pulled the max out of the ATM [$500] and offered it to the man in exchange for the jersey. He said no. I even apologized to him after the game for yelling in his face and his response was, "whatever, cunt."


My Colombian dreamboat playing against Marcelo.




My boy scored the game winner :')


MY NEMESIS.




I'm going to try and tweet and Facebook as many people as possible who could possibly help me get into contact with Mesut or someone who can remedy the situation. If you'd like to help:
my facebook
my twitter
Tags: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, alvaro arbeloa, clit boner, club: philadelphia union, club: real madrid, fml, holy fucking shit, is this real life?, me you fuck fuck, mesut o.ozil
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