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Rooney Threatens Fan on Twitter

The exchange began when the fan, Liverpool supporter Sam Oldham, said, "Rooney ya fat whore ill smash ya head in with a pitchin wedge an bury ya with a ballast fork ya fat ugly lil nonse."
The England international responded, "haha you know were I train every day kid come and do it good luck.''
Oldham, whose account has since been deleted, then said, "and ill be down tomorrow lad in me twin turbo nissan micra."
Rooney replied, "I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting."
The United star later played down the incident, tweeting, "Haha bit of banter and people go nuts chill all people."
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