Jimmy Jump wants to go to the Bernebeu and put a barretina on Mourinho's head in the upcoming Clasico! Unfortunately he has over "one hundred thousand euros fines" but he is trying to raise money in order to get his fines paid off so he can continue his jumping.
You can go to Jimmy's website to help, but mostly you should go just for the sheer hilarity of it all.
just do it, salta salta