Look, I'm even using a Raul icon, look at how appropriate I am all up in this post.
I hope you appreciate my equal opportunituationism. Now Imageshack just needs to work and we will be in business.

Hola bonita, tenes MSN?

'SCU ME RAIN I AIN'T APPRECIATE YOU GETTING ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS

I put my hand up on my hip, and I dip you dip we dip

Xavi is not appreciative of your shenanigans.

I will admit that he actually has pretty eyes sometimes.

I whip your hair back and forth.

Some trophy, idk.

HATERS TO THE RIGHT?

Why yes, I am excellent skillz.

BYE BITCHES

I lick my lips at the sight of this crazy-ass ball.

COME ON, WHY YOU HATING ON THE XAVISTER

Looking sharp my suit, also I have more hair than this fine ass dude next to me

SHORT BUT FIERCE

In Barcelona, lions ask Xavi if they can roar.

I don't know if this is an orgy or a hula hoop contest waiting to happen

Sometimes Basque gods pick me up

And I jump in the air but not very far because my legs are short

No need to pray because you're gonna win the World Cup anyway

This is my friend David Villa who likes it when I stroke his head

TELETUBBIES GO PIGGYBACK TIME

I'm not sure whether this is an ad for milk or condoms but I'm sure Xavi would werk both

I don't often drink, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis

You better return those Portuguese children, I'm not even kidding

I have a feeling some of you need a towel right now

I MADE OUT WITH WHO???

SHAKE YA ASS, BUT WATCH YA SELF, SHAKE YA ASS, SHOW ME WHAT YOU WORKIN WITH

BESOS (or Catalan equivalent)

Hey guys, my friend Iniesta got stole all the fabric for his shorts

Why yes, you may have a signed copy of my autobiography

Excuse me, these watches aren't ugly, they're just aesthetically challenged

My delicate eyelashes repel the light

Yes, even I like the feel of a smooth, shaved head

Milk makes me pensive

Why yes, my rolling luggage IS bigger than Iniesta's

Don't we all levitate when Bojan is happy?

Xavi is hiding from Iker's cell phone madness

SHIT GUYS WHY I ALWAYS GOTTA BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PYRAMID?

This artist's concept of Spain involves padded vests, bike helmets, Flamenco dresses and ballet flats.

Xavi poses for Urban Outfitters

Do you smell what the Xavi is cooking?

Eternally transfixed by (foot)balls

I thought he was holding a katana when this was a thumbnail

Excuse me, I lost my shorts, would somebody like to help me put them back on?

Oh my God, Lio. You can't just ask people why they wear white.

Xavi: Do you want to dance with me
Messi: Sure. Now?
Xavi: Mm-hmm
Messi: Here?
Xavi: Mm-hmm
Messi: You're not supposed to dance in middle of the street.
Xavi: You're supposed to dance in the street.
Messi: And we don't have any music.
Xavi: Well, we'll make some. Bum bum bum bum bum bum.

Epic picture is epic

Xavi approves of this star-speckled post
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