emiliana84 (emiliana84) wrote in ontd_football,
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what is this fuckery



Saw this vid on tumblr, thought I’d reblog it with the translation of the last part. =((( I realize I’m not even that upset about this, cause deep down I’ve always been a little prejudiced against footballers (esp them as being homophobic)… and yeah, they were probably joking, and high because they’d just won in Turkey, you can give me 1000000 explanations for it. I’ll still think it’s UNCOOL, guys. :(

Spain NT chanting “bleached blonde, you can suck my dick” yeah. Cool chant. Congratulations. this was sarcasm just now btw

FULL TRANSLATION

(starting when Sergio appears at 6:51)

Q: Hi there, Sergio! Happy Birthday, my love, you just turned 23 today! Can you show me the cake, love?

Sergio: No, no, can’t, or my wish won’t come true (LOL wut?).

Q: Listen, hey, are you going to an afterhour party or something? Cause it’s kinda late right now…

Sergio: no, no we’re going to sleep now.

Q: We always ave with us an ipod with the hymn of the NT.

Sergio: really? wow. (he says it really quickly to get rid of him)

Then the girl asks to take a picture with Sergio and he says yes. They take the pic, and all the while the interviewer keeps talking about the ipod with the NT theme.

Then Nando appears (he’s the one who’s nicer about all this, really, although you can see he’s a little baffled LMAO)

Q: So you’ve finally broken (how do you say it in English?) your bad luck, my love. You finally won here in Turkey, you’d never won a game in Turkey before. You already won the Eurocopa, my love… and now you’re going to play the quarter finals in the WC in Africa, right Torres?

Nando: Yep, yes that’s right.

Q: Well, congratulations, my love! You’re called “el Niño” but you’re going to be a dad soon!

Then cuts to the interviewer chasing Xabi.

Q: I heard that Turkish fans threw all kinds of souvenirs at you. Are you carrying any of those souvenirs here in your luggage?

Xabi: What, no! Didn’t bring anything.

Q: You didn’t bring anything?

Xabi: NO!

Q: Alrighty.

Cut to Iker.

Q: Iker, did you bring me anything as a souvenir from Turkey?

Iker: *mumbles something without looking back*

Q: ok, he says he didn’t bring anything.

Cut to him calling from outside the bus.

Q: Hey, Silva, excuse me, could you tell me—-(realizes they’re leaving) Well, alright. Good night, and rest well!! (realizes they’re chanting something, edges closer to hear).

Spain NT: “rubia de bote, cómeme el cipote”

Interviewer: (climbs up the bus) look, guys, you can’t be so rude, you’re the Spain NT!!

And they whistle to get him to get off the bus; he does, starts to walk away, then turns to the camera once more and says “They’re really rude.”




About the “rubia de bote”… in Spain there’s a (little rude) saying which is “rubia de bote, **** morenote”. A “Rubia de bote” – a girl who has her hair dyed blond – has a “**** morenote” which means her pubic hair will still be dark because obviously girls don’t dye their pubic hair.



Here they change it to “Rubia the bote – cómeme el cipote” which is “suck my dick” (yep, with the same degree of fine


OK SRSLY I AM ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF OUT OF EMBARASSMENT HERE

MY NO LONGER FRIEND  AN ACQUAINTANCE OF MINE, WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE A COMPLETE ASSHOLYES JUAN I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT YOU EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THIS COMMUNITY SOMEHOW THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TO TELL ME THAT THE INTERVIEWER IS A GUY AND THAT HE WAS WORKING AS A REPORTER FOR CUATRO TV BACK IN  THE DAY
Ñ______Ñ
since he knows I see blood when I see/hear/smell homophobia, he thought it was funny to point out to me how my beloved Spain NT are actually as homophobic as everyone else I know irl... AND I FELL FOR IT LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT. (of course, he couldn't know I would like start a crusade on tumblr/internet/with anyone who'll listen to me irl...)

NOOOW I GET WHY NOBODY WAS GETTING WORKED UP ABOUT THIS BUT ME AND TWO OR THREE OTHER GIRLS Ñ___Ñ

UH. I FEEL SO STUPID RN I CAN'T EVEN OK if I were you guys I'd never talk to me again



Tags: nt: spain, rude, ugh, wank...wank everywhere, what kind of fuckery...
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