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PIMPAMPIMPAM

Crackovia started it's season up again last night (EST time for me) and the video is up on the Televisió de Catalunya site: www.tv3.cat 

I'd love to translate it for you guys but my Catalan is not 100% therefore, I've got SCREEN PRINTS and the jist of it (spoilers? not really but just in case) :) 

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La Diada...


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does this need a witty caption? not really

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Villa's character!

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"Un crackovia sin guti...es como una discoteca sin cubatas!"

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Mou's character

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:'(

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There's a little flashback on pep's and ibra's issues (they're fighting over a poet in that part, they later argue about pep's toothbrush)

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GUTI and Sergi trying to skype

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Notice how they updated Sergio's hair and Guti's is longer


sorry they're not the best quality, if I paused the video to screen cap, the big PLAY button would've been in the middle. 

[at guti’s house in Turkey...]

g: What can sergio be doing?! I told him I’d get online at this time!
s: GUTI?! what’s up?

g: Listen dude, didn’t we say we would ichat (lol @ me, I’m a mac user, sorries) at this time?!
s: Yeah but I can’t see you, the screen is black!

g: Okay sergio, the first thing you have to do is open the computer so you can see me!
s: no! you you have to open it? okay give me a second

g: okay

[15 minutes later...]
s: What happened Guti?
g: have you opened your computer?!
s: yes but i can’t see you, there’s all these wires here!

[3 hours later]
s: yeah?!
g: have you turned on your computer yet?
s: yeah! what do I do now?
g: okay, now you have to go to my website: w w w. e a h. c o m, there WEAH! and then you put your pin.
s: and what is the pin?
g: pam
s: no, the pin!
g: the pin, is PAM, PIN PAM

s: listen dude, I miss you ):
g: me too ): --Side note, “petate” is like a good for nothing.
s: what was the pin?
g: pam!

pimpampimapmapimapimapimam

[meanwhile in turkey...]

reporter: good evening everybody! reporting from Turkey. And Jose Maria Gutierrez, yes sir, Guti! is here!

g: I’m sorry but I don’t speak “turkis” *in accented english* I don’t speak turkis! (slang note: “paleto” is like a low class person)
repr: No, it’s me Jordi! from TV3
g: ohhhh a catalufo! (slang: catalufo is a derogatory term for a Catalan) it’s that with that beard and that accent you look like Ali Babba man.

reporter: (I think he says something about a hypothetical final between france and portugal, which guti does not understand lol)
[starts singing “I am spanish, spanish, spanish, I am spanish spanish spanish”)
g: I’m recording him with my cellphone and sending it to TV3, they’re going to catch him

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rep: we’re still here watching the Final, this is a basketball party!
g: A PARTY? WHERE WHERE DUDE, I DON’T SEE IT!
rep: no no, it’s only an expression
g: What a shitty party, where’s the music? and the drinks?! and the gogo dancers?!
rep: what do you think about the final?
g: listen dude, I only came here because there’s cameras and I wanted to show my new haircut! WEAH look, just like Luke Skywalker
g: there are the gogos
rep: no no those are the cheerleaders!
g: that that, they’re hot. A moment ladies! I’d coming

g: Where are you going? sit down, I’ve got work
/sings “cause this is Turkey!”
Tags: david villa, gerard pique, guti, pep guardiola, sergio ramos, zlatan ibrahimovic
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