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I present to you why English media is a joke.

HOOKER Jenny Thompson is set to cause Coleen more heartache as a contestant on this year’s I’m A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here!

In what would be another devastating blow to anguished Coleen Rooney, the £1,200-a-time call girl is wanted to help “spice up” the hit ITV1 show which is due to air in November.

Bosses reckon further revelations about Jenny Thompson's romps with Wayne Rooney could be “dynamite”.

An insider said: “Watch this space…we’d love to get her on the new series.”

According to our mole, Jenny, 21, along with Vernon Kay sex text babe Rhian Sugden, 24, and “one” of Ashley Cole’s alleged conquests, will be sounded out for the jungle show. Our source said: “It’s been the year of the cheat and viewers are always gagging to see more of the girls behind these stories.”

After her fling with former England skipper David Beckham, Rebecca Loos, 33, made wife Posh’s life misery with appearances on a number of reality TV shows.

Our jungle source said: “Everyone is fascinated by the Rooney story.

“I’m sure everyone would love to hear more from Jenny.”


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