I have a huge boner for cannons (evridis) wrote in ontd_football,
I have a huge boner for cannons
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This is a hot Scandinavians post!

So Nicklas Bendtner was seen walking in Chelsea, London.





You should all know Nicky from his pantless adventures:



I love him because he wears pink boots:


He also has mad skillz:
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But Nicky isn't the only hot Scandinavian. Here's his pal Danny, he plays for Liverpool:


He has the best tattoos in football:


He also has freckles:
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This was one of my top 3 moments of the World Cup:
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WAIT! WHO IS THAT BLOND GUY WHO WALKED ACROSS THE SCREEN????

Why that's another danish dynamite, Simon Kjær. He plays for Wolfsburg.


He's very pretty:


But he should ask Danny for tips on tattoos...:S:


This is Martin Vingaard, he plays for FC Copenhagen:


Winston Reid is also Danish, sorta...


Let's go over the strait to Skåne, this man grew up there:
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He's also a feminist. Annika Sörenstam is his favorite Swedish sportsman :D.

And this is the man that got yours truly into football, Freddie Ljungberg. He played for Arsenal for 9 years and now plays in the MLS:
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He also famously modeled for Calvin Klein:
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Moving on to Norway, I must admit I am no expert on Norwegian footballers.
I however saw John Arne Riise interviewed on tv the other day and he is surprisingly hot:


This is Morten Gamst Pedersen of Blackburn Rovers:


My true Norwegian love however is this beautiful boy, Håvard Nordtveit. He's 20 and just broke into the Arsenal first team.
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In a few years he will form the hottest CB pairing on this earth, along with Verma.


Next is the wonderful, beautiful, incredible country of Iceland. I recently found a very hot Icelandic player who may or may not be the main reason for this post. His name is Rúrik Gíslason and he plays for OB in Denmark:



He used to have longer blond hair:


The most famous Icelander of course is Eiður Smári Guðjohnsen. He used to play for Chelsea and Barcelona.
He now plays for Stoke. Which means he is dead to me.



OK THAT'S IT FOR ME!

I DON'T KNOW ANY HOT FINNISH, FAROESE OR GREENLANDIC FOOTBALLERS, SORRY :/

Sources:
Kickette, my brain, google, daylife and fodboldbilleder.dk



SPAM WITH YOUR FAVORITE SCANDINAVIAN FOOTBALLERS!
Tags: daniel agger, freddie ljungberg, gqmf, nicklas bendtner, nt: denmark, nt: norway, nt: sweden, oh god please yes, picspam, simon kjær, zlatan ibrahimovic
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