(Apparently the Coke!World Cup comes with a fake Dutch kit and a sultry cop.)
Police in Colombia have seized a replica World Cup trophy - made from 11 kilos of cocaine.
The statue - complete with engravings and painted decorations - was discovered during a security check at Bogota airport.
It was made with cocaine mixed with a moulding agent, believed to be gasoline, and was bound for an address in the Spanish capital Madrid.
It was found in a mail warehouse.
Anti-drug chief Colonel Jose Piedrahita said the 14in high replica was packed inside a box and was painted gold with green stripes on the base.
Col Piedrahita said that laboratory tests confirmed the cup was made of 11 kilos (24 pounds) of the class A drug.
Insert "shipment for the vacationing Maradona" comment here.