Q: Can you recommend me a food shack on the beach?
A: Any on the beach in Arenys.
Q: Would you ban bullfighting?
A: I don’t follow this issue. It doesn’t interest me.
Q: What gets on your nerves?
A: Losing football games.
Q: Do you know what a scrum is?
A: No, how do you spell it?
Q: Do you remember what was your first kiss like?
A: Yes, it was on a beach in Arenys with a girl named Mireia. Unforgettable. [I have to salute this guy.]
Q: What do you play on Play?
Q: Nesquik or Cola Cao?
Q: How many watches do you own?
A: Here, I have one, the one that Puyi gave to me.
Q: What were your first boots like?
A: They were Pumas.
Q: How long has it been since you went to the circus?
A: A long time.
Q: How long does the pregnancy of a whale last?
A: That’s the trivial question! Aaahg. I know it, hold on, 21 months!!!
Q: Do you know who Katalinski was?
Q: Where was Iribar born?
A: In País Vasco.
Q: Who did you ask for an autograph when you were a kid?
A: Me? Roberto Fresnedoso.
Q: Do you know who wrote Saber perder?
A: I’ll seem very ignorant , but it’s just that I only buy books in English…
Q: What is your dog’s name?
A: It’s a girl named Cloe.
Q: Why have shows with midgets in the bullfighting ring in Zaragoza been prohibited?
A: Because they went too far with the midgets.
Q: Which player has kicked you the most?
A: There is a collection.
Q: Why hasn’t the Constitutional Court passed the Estatut [the Statute of Autonomy of Cataluña]?
A: Due to a lack of agreement.
Q: What year did apartheid end?
A: In 1991… I think.
Q: What was the name of Pippi Longstocking’s horse?
Q: Have you been able to get a reservation at elBulli?
Q: What’s the last TV series you’ve become addicted to?
A: I just saw the last episode of Lost – it was impressive! And now I’m watching 90210 and Desperate Housewives. [Is he a girl?]
Q: If it weren’t for the World Cup, why would you go to South Africa?
A: To go on a safari and get to know some tribes.
Q: How many years was Mandela imprisoned?
A: I believe 20, but just one day in jail was already too much.
Q: Do you know what an Afrikaner is?
A: A person who speaks Afrikaans.
Q: How many diapers have you changed in your life?
A: Just one, my cousin’s.
Q: What is the name of Chile’s captain?
Q: What is the name of the World Cup ball?
Q: How are you doing in the porra of the team?
Q: To be a Spanish international, do you have to know how to play pocha?
A: Not necessarily.
Q: Do you know where del Bosque was born?
A: Not in Arenys.
Q: What position did Xabi Alonso’s father play?
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