sweeter than heaven and hotter than hell (cansuralama) wrote in ontd_football,
sweeter than heaven and hotter than hell
cansuralama
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Classy, smart, stunning, ginger beard, Dexter fanboy etc.

 


 
Q: Can you recommend to me a food shack on the beach?

A: One on the beach of La Barrosa, in Cádiz.

Q: Would you ban bullfighting?

A: I’m not a fan.

Q: What gets on your nerves?

A: Bad manners.



Q: Do you know what a scrum is?

A: Something to do with rugby?

Q: Do you remember what was your first kiss like?

A: Yes, but that’s something too personal to talk about publicly.

Q: What do you play on Play?

A: I don’t play a lot.

Q: Nesquik or Cola Cao?

A: Nesquik.

Q: How many watches do you own?

A: About 10.

Q: What were your first boots like?

A: Adidas Beckenbauer.

Q: How long has it been since you went to the circus?

A: I don’t even remember.

Q: How long does the pregnancy of a whale last?

A: A year.

Q: Do you know who Katalinski was?

A: A Yugoslavian player that scored the goal that eliminated Spain in the classification for the 1974 World Cup.

Q: Where was Iribar born?

A: In Zarautz. [Of course the Basque knows!]

Q: Who did you ask for an autograph when you were a kid?

A: Julián Retegi, pelota player.

Q: Do you know who wrote Saber perder?

A: David Trueba.

Q: What is your dog’s name?

A: Lagun and Goku.

Q: Why have shows with midgets in the bullfighting ring in Zaragoza been prohibited?

A: No idea.

Q: Which player has kicked you the most?

A: Boateng.

Q: What do you think about the decision of the Constitutional Court on the Estatut [the Statute of Autonomy of Cataluña]?

A: There are a lot of opposing interests.

Q: What year did apartheid end?

A: In 1991.

Q: What was the name of Pippi Longstocking’s horse?

A: I don’t know.

Q: Have you been able to get a reservation at elBulli?

A: Yes, last summer. It was exceptional.

Q: What’s the last TV series you’ve become addicted to?

A: Dexter. (OBVS)

Q: If it weren’t for the World Cup, why would you go to South Africa?

A: To visit Cape Town.

Q: What does your town have that Johannesburg doesn’t?

A: The beach, everything just five minutes away, the txokos…

Q: How many years was Mandela imprisoned?

A: 27 years.

Q: Do you know what an Afrikaner is?

A: The Dutch colonists that came to South Africa.

Q: How many diapers have you changed in your life?

A: A lot.

Q: Does a lion or a hippo kill more people?

A: The hippo.

Q: Where is Ellis Park?

A: In Johannesburg.

Q: What is the World Cup ball called?

A: Jabulani.

Q: Why didn’t you win the porra of the team?

A: Because I take too many risks.

Q: Do you know where del Bosque was born?

A: In Salamanca.

Q: What position did Xabi Alonso’s father play?

A: I think I know this one. Midfielder. (lol)

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