And apparently, #FelipeMeloFacts is running amuck. Some of these are actually hilarious.
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits for Felipe Melo to put him to bed."
"Felipe Melo's favorite part of the Cup is going to begin: the knockout"
"Felipe Melo wasn't born; he was expelled from the uterus."
"Felipe Melo doesn't use condoms; he uses shin-guards."
"Once, Felipe Melo went to play Rock, Paper, Scissors with President Lula. He had scissors, and Lula had five fingers."
more tomfoolery can be found through a Twitter search
ps, I've got more baby pics by the way: