sistahmidnight (sistahmidnight) wrote in ontd_football,
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oh shit, hooker

So, I just went on twitter and I was like, lol, why is Felipe Melo still trending?

And apparently, #FelipeMeloFacts is running amuck. Some of these are actually hilarious.

"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits for Felipe Melo to put him to bed."
http://twitter.com/gabrielgnts/status/17050084771

"Felipe Melo's favorite part of the Cup is going to begin: the knockout"
http://twitter.com/vvictorM/status/17045536894

"Felipe Melo wasn't born; he was expelled from the uterus."
http://twitter.com/kibeloco/status/17040344336

"Felipe Melo doesn't use condoms; he uses shin-guards."
http://twitter.com/kibeloco/status/17041245972

"Once, Felipe Melo went to play Rock, Paper, Scissors with President Lula. He had scissors, and Lula had five fingers."
http://twitter.com/LeoMartins007/status/17049406727

more tomfoolery can be found through a Twitter search

This post was brought to you by Felipe's brotha from anotha motha


ps, I've got more baby pics by the way:
Tags: awards, nt: brasil, twatter, twitter
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