Whats the perfect way to celebrate the World Cup? Vuvuzelas for all? Your own personal football hottie in your bed? Or how about a £1.6 million squid diamond encrusted football by Yair Shimansky?
While some of us might prefer a less obnoxious item of memorabilia (or if it has to be diamond encrusted, hows about a diamond encrusted vuvuzela?), but rumour has it that an "unidentified European football club" is negotiating for the buying rights to this blingtastic, but unique bit of footballing merch.
So who do you think is bidding for the world's shiniest football? Could be Florentino Perez, Real Madrid overlord and lover of all things bright, shiny and expensive? Or could it be the Russian billionaire, Roman Abramovich, who has shown with his ridiculous "sailboat" that he likes his shizz big and statement making.
So what about it, a fight to the death manager stylee: Roman the Russian vs the Perezinator? Who would win? Who would you want to win? What do you think of this commemorative bauble of overindulgent wealth?
One things for sure, I bet Sergio Ramos and Cristiano Ronaldo are commissioning their own pair of replica earrings as soon as they clap eyes on this.
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