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Crackòvia does the Spanish National Team!! :D

Featuring Iniesta, Sergio Ramos and Valdés!!

I'm still laughing at this. And I thought that you'd all laugh as well. Seriously. Watch it till the end, at least to see what happens to Sergio!!!!
Maybe it's even useful so that we all get used to it just in case Spain wins the World Cup...



Oh, there's the translation under the vid, of course! :)





At the Spanish National team's hotel”

Valdés: Hey! Here it says that if we win the WC we get a bonus! (note: in Spanish, bonus is called “prima”, a polysemous word that at the same time means “cousin”) Meh! Since I won't play anyway, I will give everything to an NGO. Is this solidarity or what?

Iniesta: Oh! That's nothing! I am a solidary person, because I give blood twice.

Valdés: Every year?

Iniesta: Nooo! Twice every minute. That's why I'm like this. Truefax.

(to the nurse) Hello there!

(to the viewers) Barcelona is the world capital city of the blood donors. And Crackòvia has blood. Truefax.

Valdés: Hey! And in the National Team, who's in charge of negociating for the bonuses?

Iniesta: Well, I don't know. I guess it's someone exigent, intelligent, who knows what he's talking about.

Valdés: Of course!

 

Ramos: And then there's Vero, the daughter of the sister of my father. Really nice girl. And Lucía, who's Vero's sister. So, the other daughter of the sister of my father. Who's Carmen Rigau's daughter, who works here. And I have another cousin...

Man: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, what I was talking about, Sergio, is what's going to happen with the bonuses if you win the World Cup? (so, here in English it doesn't make sense, but there's a misunderstanding between them in the conversation because of the double meaning of the word in Spanish)

Sergio: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Well, what's going to happen is that they will be really happy.

Man: Noooooooo!! I mean, how much do you want to get paid????

Sergio: Lucia and Vero are going to pay us? But they work at a supermarket!!

Man: Not your cousins! The federation!!

Sergio: The federation?? And who's the Federation cousin?

Man: Uuuuuuugh!!

 

Valdés: 550.000 € each?

Ramos: Oh, like it was nothing. The poor man told me to leave his office and said that he wanted to see neither hide nor hair of me ever again and gave me a blank check.

Iniesta: Aaaah! And that's why you shaved your hair.

Ramos: Exactly. And then those Crackòvia people say that I'm dumb.

My friends, don't call me Sergio! Call me... THE NEGOSIEITOR!

That reminds me of a story that happened to me in Utrera. A man wanted to commit suicide.

Iniesta and Valdés: Oooooooooooh!!

Ramos: He wanted to jump off the 5th floor.

Iniesta and Valdés: Oooooooooooh!!

Ramos: I was there to convince him of not doing it. And I talked to him for two hours. And...

Iniesta and Valdés: He did it!!

Ramos: Yes.

Iniesta and Valdés: Oooooooooooh!!

Ramos: He did my cousin Lucía. He said she was so hot! Ahahaha!

Iniesta and Valdés: Ahahahahahahah!!

Iniesta: So good!!




I hope you enjoy it! :D

Also, OT but I'm stil traumatized over what happened to me this morning: I wanted to have a coke and steal some wifi from the terrace of the bar and sitting next to me was... MOURINHO! I mean, it wasn't him, his gray hair was really short and he was wearing cheap clothes... BUT THEY WERE COPIES!!! I freaked out a little bit. But I'm really proud of myself because I didn't call him names/shouted that I hate him/throw my drink at him/... 
I kept giving him "discreet" side looks, but he obviously caught me. I thought about taking a pic of him with my webcam but then I realised that he could see my pc screen xDDDDDD
Do you think he has a secret twin? The good one, because obviously Jose's the evil one!!
:S Anyway, I just needed to share because I know you'll appreciate it.

Tags: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, "he's just bein' sergio", andres iniesta, broken english, lol, nt: spain, sergio ramos, victor valdes, world cup 2010
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