November 14th, 2014

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Breaking news: Fifa say Hell will host 2026 World Cup

Hell will host the 2026 football World Cup after a Fifa report found “no reason” to overturn the controversial underworld destination’s successful bid.

A 666-page report seen by The Telegraph concluded that Fifa had acted ethically in awarding its showpiece tournament, and suggested Lucifer be compensated with “a really nice wristwatch, one with diamonds and everything” for having been put through an “unnecessary and upsetting” grilling.

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Read more @ the Source. (It's not from The Onion)

This is a very great read tbh! In light of the frustrating FIFA controversies that came out recently, I thought we needed something a little humorous, but still tongue-in-cheek. ;)