July 24th, 2014


Recap of Die Mannschaft - THE FINAL [CELEBRATION!!!!]

So, where were we? Oh yeah.


(BTW, this isn't chronological.)

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That's the last one! I was thinking of doing a parade post but I'm sure most of y'all have seen it. But if you're interested, let me know! EDIT: PARADE POST WILL BE OUT SOON. And thanks for reading my previous posts!

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P.S: I've nicked pics posted by all of you from previous posts, so thank you for that ;)

7-0!! Manchester United v La Galaxy

Location of the thrashing: Rose Bowl

Ref: Marco Rodriguez

Fans: 84,362


Match events:

7' Welbeck opens up Galaxy's defense like a book. But shoots directly into Peneda
9' Galaxy get themselves a chance, meanwhile. Ishizaki does well to exploit space behind Shaw down the right flank and he fires a low cross in towards the penalty spot for Zardes, but the forward's first-time effort is struck straight at De Gea.
13' GOAL!!! The first goal of the Van Gaal era and Manchester United is scored by Danny Welbeck! Mata pounced on a poor pass and, after being bundled to the ground about 25 yards out, Welbeck hits the loose ball with a first-time effort, sending it in off the left-hand post.
21' Decent attempt by DeLaGarza as the left-back charges forward and then cuts inside, before shooting from about 25 yards. De Gea, however, gets down to his right and saves easily.
23' Foul called when Rooney elbows Meyer in the face. Unfortunately Meyer comes out bleeding.
27' Herrera continues to star in this contest. The Spaniard has produced countless very classy touches so far and his link-up play with Mata is really good. Its going to be interesting to see how they will ink up once the season starts.
31' Galaxy has a good link up play as Robbie Keane is slipped into the area, but he is unable to latch on to the pass, partly because of Jones. Keanes protests wanting a penalty, but the referee ignores him
33' Leonardo trips up Welbeck as he has a clear run at goal. Freekick United.
41' PENALTY TO UNITED! Valencia causes problems down the right and charges into the right side of the Galaxy area, getting to the byline and digging a cross out. His delivery, however, hits the hand of DeLaGarza and the referee points to the spot.

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Jurgen Klopp Gives Typically Klopptastic Response To The ‘Mats Hummels To Man Utd’ Rumours.

It would appear that Manchester United fans may have to forget about Mats Hummels joining the club at any point in the near future, as Borussia Dortmund coach Jurgen Klopp has issued a fairly definitive response to the ongoing rumours of a transfer this summer.

According to German journalist Raphael Honigstein, when asked if there was any truth in the tittle-tattle, Klopp replied with a choice piece of Klopptology:

“If that’s not a bullshit story, I’ll eat a broom stick!”

Something tells us he would as well.

This from the very same man who once described new signing Henrikh Mkhitaryan‘s integration into the Dortmund system as “fitting like an arse on a bucket”.

The man’s a poet.


Can we get a tag for Kloppo? I swear, he's so entertaining.
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Peasant King Takes a Mud Bath, Shirley No Eyebrows Goes Where Every Footballer Has Gone Before

Mario Gotze and Andre Schurrle are still reaping the rewards that come with winning the World Cup.

The Germany internationals both played important roles for Joachim Low's side as they claimed glory in Brazil, Schurrle with goals in the second round and semi-final and Gotze with the winner in the final.

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Source: DailyMail