December 5th, 2012

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The Champions of Europe Set To Make History?

Cole Scarf

We came, we wuz robbed, we conquered but today Chelsea simply wants to qualify.

It's simple really, a Chelsea win coupled with a Juve loss and we'll be singing the blues again. Everything is for us (Shakhtar is at home and have some motivation to top the group) and everything is against us. (Those cunts at FIFA suspended Adriano and Shakhtar, I suspect, would quite enjoy plotting Chelsea's demise). But, I believe in Chelsea FC. I believe because of that Ashley Cole clearance off the line vs Napoli. I believe because of that Ivanovic goal at The Bridge. I believe because of that Meireles goal vs Benfica. I believe because of that sensational chip by Ramires. And I believe because of that Drogbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa goal against Munich.

Don't ever count us out.

Predictions: I think that Spanish twat will score twice and Chelsea defeats Nordsjaelland 5-1. In Donetsk, temperatures will be at around 2°Celsius and I expect Shakhtar to turn up the heat on Juve, early. My guess and hope is Juve concedes early and loses 3-1 in an open game.

Elsewhere, Bayern Munich and Valencia battle for top spot in Group F, Celtic probably needs just a point against Spartak to qualify with Barcelona - who entertain Benfica in their final group match. Galatasaray and Cluj are the candidates to qualify with Manchester United from Group H, with the Turks as favourites.

So that's that, if the planets align perfectly, we could see Chelsea vs Bayern or Chelsea vs Barcelona in the next stage. If you don't have a reason to root for Chelsea, you just got two (reasons).


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