December 9th, 2010

was reading the guardian, then i spot juan mata!

Valencia's midfielder Juan Mata

Now then, Juan, Small Talks hears that you were doubly disappointed after Manchester United won at Mestalla. Not only had Valencia lost, but you missed out on a chance to get Ryan Giggs's shirt …
Yes, that's true. I've liked him a lot since I was little. I think he's one of the best wingers I have ever seen. It was a real shame that he couldn't play in the first leg. Hopefully he'll play against us at Old Trafford. Let's see if I can get his shirt off him this time round.


You supported Real Oviedo. But does this mean you also supported Man United as a kid? No. But I liked Giggs. I watched a lot of English football. United, Chelsea … I remember liking Arsenal with Dennis Bergkamp. That was a great team. I have played at Old Trafford before in a pre-season friendly and it's a wonderful stadium. It'll be even better on a European night I'm sure. I'm looking forward to it. I'd love to win there.


Valencia dominated the first game but lost. Their goal was a big team's goal. They might not have created a lot of chances but when they did they killed us. I was really struck by that. We were playing well: we were as good as they were and felt satisfied to have matched a team like Manchester United – and then they scored. That's experience: as a club, they know how to play the competition. They felt comfortable playing that role, they have the experience to know that even if the other team is playing well they can resist, defend, protect themselves, and wait for their chance. Then on a counter-attack: bang!



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Boner d'Or

This post featuring Spanish supermodel Andres Velencoso is relevant because he is a recognized FC Barcelona fan. Moreover, he has been in the public eye for his long-term relationship with Australian pop-sensation Kylie Minogue, whose sister, Dani Minogue stars as a judge on the British hit television show XFactor, along with fellow judge Cheryl Cole, who recently separated from ex-husband Ashley Cole, football player of Chelsea FC - a team that met FC Barcelona in the Champions League semi-finals in 2009. Velencoso's home country, Spain, also happens to house one of the top football leagues in the world, otherwise known as simply La Liga. The XFactor live shows are taped at the Fountain Studios, located in Wembley, London and is situated not too far from the Wembley stadium, where all home games of the England national team are played. Feel free to dispute the appropriateness of this post.


Charity Celeste Calendar 2011!

If the Charity tag could ever be more appropriate! Look at these Uruguay NT BAMFs helping the kids of their country to get into sports - by being sexy!

Uruguay NT started The Celeste Foundation, designed to promote children sports, by donating 1/4 of their WC earnings and doing various fundraisers. And this is their latest, and I dare say genious, offering!

See what they are saying about this calendar. This is fanservice at their best, girls!

To give satisfaction to the ladies who, for a month, sighed with the few seconds of screen time of bare-chested Diego Lugano and Diego Forlan, Celeste Foundation created a 12-page calendar with pictures of members of the La Celeste. The 12 photographs were taken at luxury hotels in major European and American cities.

According to El Loco Abreu, who stars in the month of October:

"Some will be surprised, some seem to have future in modeling, but many are going to laugh."
"It will be cute, different and innovative."
"Obviously it was just 12 of us (because of the months) but don't worry, because the rest will appear in future editions. And now it's the 11 most handsome and me."

So without further ado, the teaser, starring Fernando Muslera (January), Diego Lugano (February), Diego Godín (March), Martín Cáceres (April), Álvaro Pereira (May), Jorge Fucile (June), Egidio Arévalo Ríos (July), Sebastián Eguren (August), Walter Gargano (September), Sebastián Abreu (October), Edinson Cavani (November) and Sebastián Fernández (December).

Calendars will be available at supermarkets in Uruguay starting this Friday, and they can be also be ordered online here, with DHL shipping it to other countries. The calendar price is about 9$ US.
Think about it: by ordering this you can get more than fapping material - you can help children! and maybe make more children from looking at it :D

Now there's a glaring omission in this calendar - I'm looking at you, Diego Forlan! Maybe you're making another calendar all with yourself? You better! As 2012 is too long to wait.

Bonus: El Loco Abreu presenting the calendar and showing his full picture in the end.
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Another bonus - awesome commercial with El Ruso Perez, "Cutting the sweet". It's a commercial for refreshing drink De Paso de Los Toros, and it's hilarious!
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OK, one more bonus - a couple of full pictures from this calendar. I'm done now. :)
UPDATE - sorry, there's moar pictures!
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Whatta Man

 Xavi slams Wesley Sneijder FIFA Ballon d"Or snub

First Xavi spoke about Barcelona's victory over Real Madrid,  "For me, beating Real Madrid is at the top of my list, as they are one of our biggest rivals," he told Sport. Es. "It was a fantastic thing, especially the scoreline.

"As for Sneijder, I know that in Italy they are angry because he is not one of the finalists. I can only agree with them. The Dutchman has had a fantastic year," he concluded."