November 12th, 2010

film • and i choose kill

F for Frank, F for Fail.

Just when we thought he was finally ready to play some football, Lampsybung has gone and got injured again!! Frustration and RAAAAAGE.

Chelsea's Frank Lampard out for 'two to three weeks' with new injury
• Club says Frank Lampard has 'fresh muscle injury'
• Injury was suffered in training on Thursday

Martin Pengelly
Frank Lampard has not played since August.
Chelsea have announced that the England midfielder Frank Lampard will be out of action for "another two to three weeks". Lampard has not played for more than two months after undergoing surgery to correct a hernia at the end of August. He last played for Chelsea in a 2-0 win over Stoke at Stamford Bridge on 28 August.

A club statement said that Lampard had suffered "a fresh muscle injury" in training on Thursday. "The vice-captain was on course for a return in Sunday's game [at home to Sunderland] but [the manager] Carlo Ancelotti announced today that the player suffered an injury to an abductor muscle (in the groin area) near the end of the session," the club said.

The Brazilian defender Alex is also out of the Sunderland game, with a knee injury.

Nicolas Anelka, however, is fit to play, having missed the midweek win over Fulham with a back problem.

Um, yeah. My reaction when I read this????

I get that it's not his fault and I really feel bad for Lamps, but, oh the frustration!!!!!!111111 What with Essien being suspended for the next three games (including tricky away fixtures to Newcastle and Birmingham), it would have been the perfect time for Lamps to slot back in. But gar, this is football.

Get better soon, you don, you!
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Spain NT Call Ups

For those of you wondering who was being called up for the friendly against Portugal on the 17th of November


Goalkeepers: Casillas, Valdés, Reina

Defenders: Arbeloa, Albiol, Sergio Ramos, Puyol, Piqué, Marchena, Capdevila

Midfielders: Xabi Alonso, Busquets, Cazorla, Iniesta, Xavi, Javi Martínez, Cesc

Strikers: Pedro, Villa, Silva, Llorente, Fernando Torres, Juan Mata

The team is almost identical to the one that went to South Africa, except Cazorla replaces injured Jesus Navas.

It should be a good game! Touch wood no one gets injured! I'm off to work now, I leave you with my brilliant paint skills.


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Mourinho banned for two matches

Disciplinary Committee has been investigating the circumstances surrounding Mourinho's expulsion in the Murcia game, and have concluded that he gets two games quarantine.

The Portuguese apologized to the referee Paradas Romero in today's El Larguero, and he admitted that he behaved stupidly although he was reprimanded when Canales was going to give him a message. Mourinho lost his head and said "Vete a la Mierde" to the referee and was expelled.

The committee left: him, as expected, little understanding, and thus gave him two games quarantine. So he is out to both Sporting and Athletic, and Aitor Karanka must take the full command.

Haters gonna hate.

barcelona; abi's hips don't lie

Art discussion class is in session, ladies.

Anything can be classed as art these days, ladies. Sure, I can take a picture of half of a soggy sock with an overpriced camera, put it on Tumblr, and I'd be called ~a photographer.

Now when professional photographers and footballers are involved, that's when teh true lulz starts. Let us look at the following pictures from a recent photoshoot and ponder their meaning.....

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