September 8th, 2010

etc → she could not be killed

somehow spawned from katiekylie's FAN GIRL TEST...

ONTD_FB! SUPERLATIVES PART I

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THIS IS A MULTIPART POST BEAR WITH ME

HERE BE THE RULES~~~

1. COMMENT WITH SUPERLATIVES (IE "BEST BITCHFACE", "WORST KITS", "MOST GQ")
2. PEOPLE WILL COMMENT UNDER YR SUPERLATIVES WITH NOMINEES
3. IMMA ORGANIZE THAT SHIT IN SOME NEAT LITTLE POLL
4. YOU ALL VOTE
5. RESULTS ARE REVEALED~~~~
6. FUCKIN' PROFIT


ALSO IF YOU'RE POSTING A PIC PLEASE INCLUDE A NAME IN CASE I DON'T RECOGNIZE EVERYONE EVER (YEAH) (SORRY) (YEAH)
  • bluxia

Chuck Norris and the football

  • When Chuck Norris is on the field there is no fair play, only Chuck Norris play.
  • David Beckham changes his hair style so often in order not to be recognized by Chuck Norris.
  • Sean Wright Phillips runs so fast because he is hunted by Chuck Norris' ghost.
  • If Chuck Norris would play football, Champions League would be called Chuck Norris and loosers League.
  • Chuck Norris' team never draws, nobody is equal to Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't need a break between the halfs, the game needs a break from Chuck Norris.

http://bluxia.blogspot.com/2010/09/chuck-norris-and-football.html

Player no one remembers explains why ballers cheat, makes it sounds like it isn't their fault

Apparently Rohan Ricketts has a new gig writing a "Diary of a Pro Footballer" blog. That would be this guy if you're like me and had no idea.

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In the wake of the Wayne Rooney sex allegation scandal, many of you will be mystified as to why a young man who’s at the top of his trade and who seems to have a happy relationship with his childhood sweetheart could allow himself to ruin it all by purchasing sex from a high class prostitute. Well, I’m sorry to say that it’s not that simple when you are a professional footballer.

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I posted this for the lols, not because I agree.
tom hardy bb

Roy states the obvious, THANK THE LORD TORRES WAS NOT HURT

Roy Hodgson today spoke of his relief after Fernando Torres flew back to Merseyside having enjoyed a night off for Spain in Argentina.



Despite accepting Spain's decision to include the Liverpool striker in their travelling squad for the glamour friendly in Buenos Aires, Hodgson was hoping Torres would do no more than warm the bench after netting twice for his country on Friday in Liechtenstein.

The Liverpool manager's hopes were realised as Torres remained an unused substitute throughout his country's 4-1 defeat, and he's now looking forward to including his number nine in his plans for this weekend's trip to Birmingham.

"We spoke to the Spanish coach and they said it wasn't possible for him to skip the trip," said Hodgson. "If he'd done that then a lot of other big name players might have wanted to skip it as well.

"Through fairness they felt obliged to take everybody, but luckily they listened to my plea not to overplay him and the fact he played no part in the game hopefully means he will come back in good shape and be able to work with us instead."

Despite not having regained full match fitness since overcoming the injury he sustained in the World Cup final, Torres has already netted the winner in the Reds' last outing against West Brom and bagged a brace for Spain on Friday night.

"It's a good sign," admitted Hodgson. "He's a goalscorer and a quality player. If we're going to have a good season we need people like him. He'll need more time before he fully recovers from the injury, but he is working very hard, he has a very good relationship with our sports science people and I trust them together to make the right decisions."





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TY TY BB JESUS FOR LOOKING AFTER OUR BOYS (MINUS KUYT, I'M CONVINCED YOU FELL ASLEEP ON THE JOB THERE), NOW GIVE US A VICTORY ON SUNDAY, PLZ.

this can't be good.

Tevez: "I don't think I'll make it to Brazil 2014."


Carlos Tevez, one of the best players in Argentina's 4-1 against Spain, said he could stop playing for the Albiceleste because he feels his resistance is slowly wearing off.

He said he doubted his participation in the next World Cup in 2014, to which he'd arrive with 2 World Cups already played (2006 and 2010).

"I'm tired. I'm 26 years old, I'm old," he pointed out after the victory on Tuesday against Spain, in which he scored a goal and made the assistances for Higuaín's and Messi's goals.

"I still feel like playing, of being there. But I don't know if I'll make it to 2014. I don't know, in fact, it's pretty hard I will," said Tevez, known as el jugador del pueblo for being the Argentines' favorite, for now even over Messi.

Tevez said that each game he feels the impacts with more intensity and that he considers his resistance is wearing off. "When you play for your NT you have to be alright, at a 100%. And leave everything on the field. I don't blame anyone, it's just something about me, a physical thing. I can't play for the NT at a 60%... if it's like that, I'd much rather step aside and leave the place for someone who's better. That's my way of seeing things."


Also, Batista was confirmed as coach until December, and then they'll make the final decision if he stays or someone replaces him.

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Guardiola "making of" a new commercial.



Pep Guardiola is the protagonist of the new advertising campaign of Banco de Sabadell. The ad, which will come out next Monday, will be broadcast on various media: newspapers, radio and television.

Barcelona's coach appears in the 'spot' television as the personal trainer of customers who decide to open an "Expansion Account", a new product designed to facilitate resource management users.


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LEWEY

THE ULTIMATE GQMF COLLECTION.

WELCOME TO THE ULTIMATE


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IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY THAT YOU POST EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING I'M MISSING FROM HERE.
 

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They may not be GQMFs, but they are Louis Vuitton MFs. So They get a mention. ;P

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Added MAD more photos

and found this a GQ UK article of the best dressed men in football.

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I've got to "source" this.

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Batista gets Argentina job until end of year.

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (AP) -- Interim Argentina coach Sergio Batista will keep the job until the end of the year, a reward for Tuesday's 4-1 victory over World Cup champion Spain.
Batista replaced Diego Maradona and opened with a 1-0 win over Ireland last month. He will remain foe an exhibition against Japan and two against Brazil.
Luis Segura, a high-ranking member of the Argentine Football Association, confirmed after Tuesday's victory that Batista will stay on in the job. He said other candidates will be evaluated at year's end.
Others thought to be in the running are Alejandro Sabella of Estudiantes, Miguel Angel Russo of Racing Club and Carlos Bianchi, who is without a club.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/soccer/09/08/batista.argentina.ap/index.html
amy owl

THE NO FUN MOD POST, PAY ATTENTION

-Cesc/Barca wank bait posts will be deleted

-Tag and source your posts!

-Try to be reasonable about sparkle text. It's not banned but does it need to be 72 px?

-Hopefully this comes across intelligibly but there seems to be a cycle that starts with wanky posts where everyone is butthurt ----> "omg everything is so srs now, here's something silly~~". Like, ok? sry2say reacting to wanky posts with something frivolous isn't really the way to lighten the mood, imo. Perhaps you should consider not letting wanky posts get so out of hand in the first place. Obviously the mods aren't the comment police (unless it's really racist/homophobic/wildly annoying) but if a post comes up about the Trolls FC player cheating on his wife with someone else, and a good part of the comments are "that dumb whore~~" and the reactions to that, well, that has an effect on the tenor of the community that "let's spam with old pictures of the same dudes" posts won't change very much. Ultimately the people in change of the mood of the comm are you, and you're able to affect that by the titles you use and what you say at the end of a post (as small as it seems) to the comments you choose to leave.

-Somewhat connected: there are many different types of people in this community. I would think this was obvious by now, but really, if you're going to post something like "this is how it is in Germany/England/the United States/Mars, etc.", expect people from Germany/England/the United States/Mars, etc. to comment saying "lol not quite" (perhaps in not such a nice way). Generalize at your own peril.

And everyone wish c0rrine a happy birthday!!!!! Or else I will eat your grandchildren!!!

Spain-Argentina Match Pics, Highlights & no tears


I've recovered from the  spain-arg match ... ..It was a friendly .For alll those who have missed it Argentina  Won  by 4 Goals  to 1  against Spain . 

Highlights


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