February 15th, 2010

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Money =/= Class

100 Best Wag Moments


1) In 2006, arch-WAG Danielle Lloyd competed in an online version of TV game show Test The Nation. Asked: "Who was Winston Churchill: A rapper; US President; The PM; King" she replied: "Wasn't he the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black." Alas Danielle had been confused by the black marble statue of Winnie near her home in Woodford Green, Essex.

2)Danielle later explained: “I was planning on going to university until I won Miss England. Believe it or not, I wanted to be a forensic scientist."

3)Danielle once claimed to have left school with nine GCSEs but her headmaster Chris Yates said: "Danielle has over-inflated the quality of her qualifications. She left St Hilda's because the GCSE grades she received would not have been sufficient for her to go on and take A-Levels."

4)Amaia Salamanca, ex-WAG of Real Madrid stars Sergio Ramos and Guti, stars in a Spanish TV show called 'No Paradise Without Tits'.

5)Celebrity Big Brother WAG Nicola T used to have a six-foot blow-up photograph of her breasts above the bed she shared with Bobby Zamora.

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moral of the story: STAY IN SCHOOL, GIRLS! ♥

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Kwon Eun Bi

Football Rankings 2/15/10

I'm actually paying more attention to the Olympics right now, to be honest.

Most Points
PSV Eindhoven (Eredivisie) - 61 points

Fewest Points
Grenoble Foot (Ligue 1) - 10 points

Biggest Lead
Rangers (SPL) - 10 points

Smallest Lead
Bayer Leverkusen (Bundesliga) - tied with 2nd place

Closest to Danger
Hull City (Premier League) - 1 point more than 18th place
Real Zaragoza (La Liga) - 1 point more than 18th place
Catania (Serie A) - 1 point more than 18th place

Farthest From Safety
Grenoble Foot (Ligue 1) - 13 points fewer than 17th place

English Premier League
Spanish Primera División
Italian Serie A
French Ligue 1
German Bundesliga
Dutch Eredivisie
Scottish Premier League