October 26th, 2009

Ronaldo Cry Baby Who Loves Porn

"Ronaldo is gek van porno en kan huilen als een jongetje" 

 CR9 has a “porn star shave” and a stash of blue movies, according to his ex-girlfriend.

And she says he is also a cry baby who sobs if he misses a penalty.

 Nereida Gallardo claims the £180,000-a-week Real Madrid footballer keeps his intimate body parts hair-free, like the X-rated film stars he likes to watch in action.

Sexy Nereida, 26, adds that Cristiano loves himself so much he even put his initials on his furniture.

The 24-year-old ace has a TV in every room and decorates his mansions with angels. Nereida, who dated the former Manchester United winger for eight months last year and stayed regularly at his Cheshire home, said: “Cristiano and I took the same amount of time to get ready. I always wax – but Cristiano waxed everything.

“The strangest place I’ve had sex with someone is a restaurant toilet but with Cristiano it was in his house.

“His master bedroom was white, black and silver and had a giant black velvet bed with a huge mirror beside it. He kept lots of porn films, too.

“Sometimes he cried in front of me when he got home after missing a penalty.”

Cristiano dumped Nereida by text after bedding other babes.

source: http://www.gossipwhisperer.com/celebrity-relations/ronaldo-cry-baby-who-loves-porn.html

Xababy dos

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"Xabi Alonso and Nagore Aranburu, who are already parents of Jon, a year and seven months, are expecting their second child in 2010." from Diario Vasco

So I guess that's the baby they went back to Spain for. I will LOL eternally if this one is born in the middle of an important CL game haha. Also does Spain have that tradition of bringing babies out at the end of the last home game of the season? I thought so but Luis Garcia said no...
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Just say "It wasn't me!"

A Premier League footballer broke a woman's nose with a single punch after saying, "Don't you know who I am? I am a millionaire", a jury has been told.

Wigan Athletic striker Marlon King, 29, also "sexually touched" the woman, 20, London's Southwark Crown Court heard.

The attack in a Soho bar after she had rejected his advances was a piece of "gratuitous" violence, jurors heard.

Mr King, a married father-of-three, denies sexual assault by touching and causing actual bodily harm.

The woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was injured by Mr King at the Soho Revue Bar in December, the court was told.

On the night of the incident, she had been with a group of "sporty type" friends.

Another footballer and sports journalist were also there, but Mr King was not part of the group.

Describing the alleged touching by the accused, Roger Daniells-Smith, prosecuting, said: "They were complete strangers to each other.

"It was not an accidental brushing or innocent contact that occasionally happens in crowded bars. This was deliberate and sexual."

The woman responded by saying: "Don't do that, it's not nice. Don't touch me."


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Hot cars and footballers? Yes plz.

Real Madrid and Audi once again reasserted the fruitful relationship they've been having since 2003. As part of the sponsorship deal between both entities, the first football team squad -save for Lass Diarra, who is still in France with permission from the Club- received the keys to their new Audi cars for the 2009/10 season. The act took place at Madrid Snowzone, the longest indoor ski slope in Europe. Real Madrid President Florentino Perez, Audi Spain Director Manuel Caballero, Volkswagen Vice-President Francisco Garcia Sanz and alpine ski world champion Aksel Lund Svindal attended the event.

Precision, innovation and elegance are three of the values shared by two great entities like Real Madrid and Audi.

Before the cars were handed out, the players had lessons on how to drive on snow. Following the theory lesson, Higuain, Kaka, Granero, Diarra and Van Nistelrooy took part in some of the most entertaining tests the cars were subjected to. "It's been a new, difficult and great experience," said Kaka after getting one of the vehicles stuck in the snow.

Manuel Caballero was the first to "thank the players for their collaboration" and wish the team "the greatest of success." Florentino Perez expressed his satisfaction with "a fruitful relationship that has existed since 2003. Audi is a company that values technology, precision, sportsmanship and elegance, values it shares with Real Madrid and that make our partnership a success."

Aksel Lund Svindal descended one of the principal ski tracks with a rucksack holding car keys. The world champion gave Raul a signed competition shirt, while the captain in turn gave him a personalised Real Madrid shirt.

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Puffcoats, facial hair and a glimmer of hope

Fabio Cannavaro looking fashin in his shiny green puff coat and posing with a poor man's version (is that possible?) of Florentino Perez at a Harmont & Blaine event.

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Beckham and his boys in Beverly Hills

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Beckham's Beard is...

muy sexy como un hot lumberjack
disgusting but i'd still hit it
irrelevant because he still talks like a 9 year old boy
a symptom of level 5 iker-withdrawalisis

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Football Rankings 10/26/09

Most Points
Twente (Eredivisie) - 29 points

Fewest Points
Grenoble Foot (Ligue 1) - 0 points

Biggest Lead
Barcelona (La Liga) - 3 points

Smallest Lead
Bayer Leverkusen (Bundesliga) - tied

Closest to Danger
Borussia Mönchengladbach (Bundesliga) - tied with 16th place

Farthest From Safety
Grenoble Foot (Ligue 1) - 9 points fewer than 17th place

English Premier League
Spanish Primera División
Italian Serie A
French Ligue 1
German Bundesliga
Dutch Eredivisie
Scottish Premier League
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Get it Gurls!

I was going to do a post on the Thursday women's match between Germany and USA but than I found a bunch of other cool women's football  stuff.  So now this is a huge women's soccer post - with special appearances from Luca Toni, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Lukas Podolski, and a sexy older man. If you don't read this post than you obviously hate your own kind you have set the women's movement back 30 years and the terrorist have won. WWJD.

"If you live in Augsburg, Germany and are thinking about taking in the USA-Germany game on Oct. 29, you may be out of luck. The German Federation has announced a sell-out, saying at least 29,000 fans will be at Impuls Arena. To a player, the U.S. team is really looking forward to playing in what will be a World Cup-like atmosphere."
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Apparently all of South Africa has football fever (due to the WC). Some "grannies" get together twice a week to play some matches.
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I can't say I know a lot about the different rules and laws regarding women in middleeastern countries. (There was a documentary made about the Iranian women's team that I would recommend googling). But here are some pics of women's national teams from Iran, Palestine, and Jordan.
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Mia Hamm and Brandi Chastain talk to some kids about the flu
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