CR9 has a “porn star shave” and a stash of blue movies, according to his ex-girlfriend.
And she says he is also a cry baby who sobs if he misses a penalty.
Nereida Gallardo claims the £180,000-a-week Real Madrid footballer keeps his intimate body parts hair-free, like the X-rated film stars he likes to watch in action.
Sexy Nereida, 26, adds that Cristiano loves himself so much he even put his initials on his furniture.
The 24-year-old ace has a TV in every room and decorates his mansions with angels. Nereida, who dated the former Manchester United winger for eight months last year and stayed regularly at his Cheshire home, said: “Cristiano and I took the same amount of time to get ready. I always wax – but Cristiano waxed everything.
“The strangest place I’ve had sex with someone is a restaurant toilet but with Cristiano it was in his house.
“His master bedroom was white, black and silver and had a giant black velvet bed with a huge mirror beside it. He kept lots of porn films, too.
“Sometimes he cried in front of me when he got home after missing a penalty.”
Cristiano dumped Nereida by text after bedding other babes.