In an effort to keep all players in line, Real Madrid president Florentino Perez is reportedly about to hand out a document with eight basic rules to each squad member at the club.
1. Have sex with groupies.
2. Pleasure El Jefe when ever he wants, no such thing as sexual harassment
3. Learn the art of tantric sex, no premature ejaculation.
4. Quickies have a time and place as well
5. Do not have sex with Paris Hilton
6. Never be seen after the sun goes down. You should be working on #3
7. Wear glasses, pluck and wax....everywhere
8. Media is invited to team orgies.
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