August 26th, 2009


Maybe, YOU should talk a little less, SIR

Muslim leader slams Mourinho

Reuters - Yesterday, 18:05

MILAN - Inter Milan coach Jose Mourinho was criticised by an Italian Muslim leader on Tuesday for comments the Portuguese made about Ramadan.

Inter midfielder Sulley Muntari was substituted in the first half of Sunday's 1-1 Serie A draw with Bari and Mourinho said the Ghanaian was possibly lacking energy because of the fast he is observing for the Muslim holy month of Ramadan.

"I think Mourinho could talk a little less," Mohamed Nour Dachan, president of the Union of the Islamic community and organisations in Italy, told Sky television.

"A player who believes in Christianity, Judaism or Islam will definitely have a very calm psychological disposition and it will help him more."



Ok, I have been observing Ramadan too, as much as I can. But what Jose said was true. "Possibly lacking energy." DUH. I don't do physically demanding work but on the days I fast, I feel significantly weaker, dehydrated, can't focus, etc. Plus, what's so offensive about what he said? He didn't slam the religion nor bad mouth the practice of fasting.
People, always so quick to jump down someone's throat. Take a chill pill (after sun down).
And no, I am not defending Jose because he's my imaginary husband. If it was anyone else I would say the same.

It Ain't My Fault

Alonso: Liverpool form not my fault

442 Staff -

Real Madrid midfielder Xabi Alonso says he is surprised by Liverpool's poor start to the new season, but insists the Reds' downfall should not be attributed to his departure from Anfield.

The Spanish international left Merseyside for £30 million this summer after five years at the club, with many crediting the holding midfielder's absence as the key reason behind Liverpool's dismal start.

The Reds have lost two of their opening three games this season, away to Tottenham Hotspur and at home to Aston Villa, with fans already highlighting the fact that the team had a higher win percentage with Alonso in the team than without him over the course of his 143 league appearances.

Manager Rafael Benitez has used £20 million of the money raised from Alonso's sale to recruit Italian midfielder Alberto Aquilani from Roma.

But with the new signing injured for six weeks and Javier Mascherano and Lucas Leiva struggling to make an impact, the gap left by Alonso has become more evident.

But the new Madridista, who netted in the famous Champions League victory in Istanbul four years ago, firmly believes his former employers' current struggles are not his fault, and that they will soon get their title challenge back on track.

"Liverpool's bad beginning in three matches is not normal but I believe my exit has not been that decisive," he said in The Sun.

"Players are not that indispensable and these are only the first moments of the season. I am convinced the team will recover."



wear a condom - juno

Lesson learned in a hard way

Playing soccer, chewing gum proves a dangerous mix

SAO PAULO (AP)—Chewing gum and playing soccer proved a dangerous mix for one Brazilian player.

Aloisio, a striker for Vasco da Gama, wound up in the hospital after colliding with an opponent and choking on his gum during a second-division game Tuesday. He was released from the hospital and avoided serious injury.

Doctors said he injured his head and stopped breathing momentarily, the gum obstructing his airway.

“It was a very serious situation
,” Vasco doctor Paulo Cesar Rocha said Wednesday. “Luckily, we identified the problem quickly and took the gum out to help him breathe again.”

Aloisio, making his debut as a starter for Vasco, was struck hard in the head while challenging for a high ball near midfield during the second half. He collapsed and lost consciousness for a few moments.

Doctors rushed to him and an ambulance came on the field at Boca do Jacare Stadium in Brasilia.

“I don’t remember a lot
,” Aloisio told local media Wednesday. “I only remember the doctor taking the gum out. I have never been scared like this—no more chewing gum for me.”

Aloisio was released from the hospital hours after he was admitted. He is barred from physical activity for at least a week as a precaution. More tests will be done next week to determine when he can play again.

Vasco, a four-time national champion, defeated Brasiliense 1-0. The club was relegated to the second division after last year’s dismal season but now leads the 20-team standings. The top four teams will be promoted to the top tier next season.

  • c0rrine


Pot 1
Barcelona (ESP)
Liverpool (ENG)
Chelsea (ENG)
Manchester United (ENG)
AC Milan (ITA)
Arsenal (ENG)
Sevilla (ESP)
Bayern Munich (GER)
Pot 2
Olympique Lyon (FRA)
Internazionale (ITA)
Real Madrid (ESP)
CSKA Moscow (RUS)
FC Porto (POR)
AZ Alkmaar (NED)
Juventus (ITA)
Glasgow Rangers (SCO)

Pot 3
Olympiakos (GRE)
Olympique Marseille (FRA)
Dinamo Kiev (UKR)
VfB Stuttgart (GER)
Fiorentina (ITA)
Atletico Madrid (ESP)
Girondins Bordeaux (FRA)
Besiktas (TUR)

Pot 4
VfL Wolfsburg (GER)
Standard Liege (BEL)
Maccabi Haifa (ISR)
FC Zurich (SUI)
Rubin Kazan (RUS)
Unirea Urziceni (ROM)
Debrecen (HUN)

There are 32 teams which will be drawn into 8 groups of 4
One team will be drawn from each pot to form a group
Sooo... you can't be drawn with A) a team in your pot and B) a team in your country


film • and i choose kill

Dunne For.

Aston Villa agree fee for Richard Dunne and close in on Stephen Warnock

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What are your thoughts on this? I think that, whilst £6mill is a fair valuation for an aging own-goal-prone defender who approaches tackles with a bizarre mixture of lion-hearted fearlessness and accident-prone-clumsiness, I can't help feeling the Mike Barnes off Hollyoaks lookalike has been f'ed over a bit in the loyalty stakes. This is a man who's given his all (which admittedly isn't much, they don't call him Richard Dung for nothing) to Man City over the seasons he's been there, and how do City repay him? By ushering him along to somewhere else. He also happens to be one of my fave Irish footballers and Irish footballers are ♥ , so obvs I'm just bitter. Still, that said, with Joleon "Show me da money" Lescott coming in, it was only a matter of time before Dunne was put on benchwarming duties, so at least the big fella will be getting more first team football at Villa.

Also, who'd you think's gonna be captain in his absence? I've already heard that Toure may be given the armband, and also Gareth Barry has captaincy practice, but I personally think Stephen Ireland should get it. Those two johnny-come-latelys don't deserve it, I feel Ireland, with his geniune Man City affiliation, does.

kindergate part II

Guess what -- it continues!

"All I can say is that we both absolutely wanted the child - both Christoph and I."

PROVIDED BY: bismarcksotto.

  • The fact that she will not be raising the child together with the father pains Julia: "I don't want to talk bad about Christoph, but I am very sad about the current situation. All I want to do now is prepare for the birth, nothing else matters. The only important thing is that the baby will be healthy."
  • Before being intimate with Metzelder, Gödicke had a two-year relationship with HSV-footballer Marcell Jansen. What is his reaction? Jansen (the ex): "I am very happy for Julia. We are still in contact, we didn't part in sorrow. I hope that everything will be okay with the baby. Who knows? Maybe it'll speak Spanish from birth on?" [source]

Would you like some character references?

  • SOURCE #1 stated in 2008: This woman is the prime example of how one becomes "famous" through sheer ambition. She didn't sell her grandmother but went through the beds of celebrities and footballers. All just for people to know her name.
  • SOURCE #2 stated in 2008 : "I can only agree with the previous speaker. And I have something to add. She has never been "Miss Munich"- a local newspaper proclaimed her the most beautiful woman in Munich after the election was rigged. I know for a fact that many of the ballots were filled out by herself and her friends. In private, this woman is quite nice for a few days, but as soon as ordinary life settles in, she becomes unbearable. . .poor girl, or shall we rather say poor Marcell Jansen, who clearly is the victim in that relationship.
And her best friend agrees!
  • Kristina as stated in 2008: "All I can say abut Julia Gödicke is that I'm probably the person who knows her best. . .I find the statements by the two previous speakers very harshly phrased and a bit exaggerated at times, but I have to admit that they are true at the core."
  • She goes onto say that, [Julia] easily gave up most of her old friendships and it is also true that she has an urge to be center-stage and she has never made a secret that she craved "famous" and especially "rich" men. [source]

barcelona; abi's hips don't lie

Because I really have nothing better to do. What 4000 word essay?

Some of you maybe have forgotten that tomorrow is the UEFA CLUB FOOTBALL AWARDS 2009, at the Grimaldi Forum in Monaco. The event will start at 17:45 CET.

So the nominees for the positions of the year have been already put to light. So todays poll is:

Who do you think deserves each award?

Poll #1449403 UEFA Goalkeeper of the Year


Petr Čech (Chelsea FC)
Víctor Valdés (FC Barcelona)
Edwin van der Sar (Manchester United FC)

Poll #1449404 UEFA Defender of the Year


Gerard Piqué (FC Barcelona)
John Terry (Chelsea FC)
Nemanja Vidić (Manchester United FC)
Poll #1449405 UEFA Midfielder of the Year


Steven Gerrard (Liverpool FC)
Xavi Hernández (FC Barcelona)
Andrés Iniesta (FC Barcelona)
Poll #1449406 UEFA Forward of the Year

Strike me now Strikers

Samuel Eto'o (FC Barcelona)
Lionel Messi (FC Barcelona)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United FC)

VOTE BITCHES! (I would use the glitter thing but I have no idea how to :( )

Plus, an excuse to post this rather FAIL gif of Robinho showing off his killer friki moves. Move OVER, George Sampson.