June 20th, 2009

WAS : Keith whaa?

Roman tired of being Pavlyubencho?

I Am Looking For Another Club For Roman Pavlyuchenko – Agent

The Russian is eager to end his nightmare spell at White Hart Lane and has instructed his agent to find him another club...



Roman Pavlyuchenko’s difficult spell at Tottenham Hotspur is set to draw to a close this summer as his agent has declared that he is currently searching for a new club for his client.

At 27-years-old, Pavlyuchenko should be in the prime of his career. He achieved what he thought would be a dream move from Spartak Moscow to Tottenham Hotspur last summer.

The Russian international has since become disillusioned with his situation at Spurs, where he has struggled to find a regular first team place. It now appears that the Russian international is ready to move on to find a club that appreciate his talents more, instructing his agent to find him another side.

"I am busy with the search for a new club for Roman," Oleg Artemov, the player's agent, admitted to The Daily Mirror.

"Earlier this week I received a phone call from the Stuttgart manager [Markus Babbel], who officially confirmed their interest in Pavlyuchenko."

Roma are also interested in signing Pavlyuchenko as Mirko Vucinic could to leave the Stadio Olimpico.

Spurs chairman Daniel Levy is unwilling to take a loss on a player who he paid around £14 million for last year.

"I talked to Daniel Levy,” Artemov confirmed. “He told me that he doesn't think that Roman has become cheaper now. Forwards are always in short supply in football and their value shouldn't drop, even in the credit crunch times."


goal.com

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Some German News

After finally getting his chance to move back to Cologne, Lukas Podolski says that he wasn't taken seriously. He hits out at Klinsmann and says that he might end his career at FC Koln.

More at the source.

And for those of you who want to do some reading on Michael Ballack, here is an article talking about his tag as a serial bridesmaid. The comments for that article are also interesting to read, speaking of Steven Gerrard as having underachieved the most.

Germany and/or Chelsea fans: What do you think of the Ballack situation? Is he no longer helping Chelsea? Is he fit to be captain for Germany? Is Ballack really what they call a bridesmaid? Personally, I'm a biased Ballack fan so I want him to succeed both as a Chelsea player and German captain.

Nina Dobrev
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Carlos Tevez to leave United


I just saw on Sky Breaking News, that the club have confirmed Carlos Tevez is leaving. Finally, this drama has been sorted. But hello, shouldn't United have bought a player by now before selling or allowing them to leave? I appreciate all Carlos Tevez did for United and if we didn't have Rooney then I'd have loved to have kept him but whats the point in paying £30 million for a striker who doesn't score a lot of goals and won't even be first and second choice and then will moan about it.

I'm not bothered, it dragged on too long and I wasn't a HUGE Tevez fan though I liked him cause of his heart.

Edit:

Club statement on Tevez

Following contact received from Carlos Tevez’s advisors last night, in advance of the deadline the Club set for concluding negotiations, Manchester United announces that Carlos will not be signing a new contract with the Club.

The Club agreed to pay the option price of £25.5m and offered Carlos a five-year contract which would have made him one of its highest paid players.

Disappointingly however, his advisors informed the Club that, despite the success he has enjoyed during one of the Club’s most successful periods, he does not wish to continue playing for Manchester United.

The Club would like to thank Carlos for his services over the last two seasons and wishes him good luck for the future.

www.manutd.com/default.sps

Ok bye fuck off, you little liar, heart isn't that good.
Coming to steal your thunderrrr

another real madrid transfer rumor OH WAIT, NO IT ISN'T!

Man City agree Santa Cruz switch

Manchester City have agreed a deal with Blackburn to buy striker Roque Santa Cruz, BBC Sport understands.

The Paraguay international was the subject of a number of bids from City in January but Rovers boss Sam Allardyce refused to sell Santa Cruz.

The 27-year-old's buy-out clause in his contract is as high as £18m.

Santa Cruz, who was under contract with Blackburn until 2012, missed the end of the season with a knee injury and has made no secret of his desire to leave.

If the deal goes through, it would be City's second signing of the summer, following Gareth Barry's £12m move from Aston Villa.

After joining from Bundesliga side Bayern Munich for £3.8m in 2007, Santa Cruz went on to make 70 appearances for Rovers, scoring 29 goals.

But he scored just six goals last season in a disjointed campaign, with the knee keeping him on the sidelines for the last two months.

The transfer allows Santa Cruz to link up again with City boss Mark Hughes, who bought the Paraguayan from Bayern when he was Blackburn manager before his switch to Eastlands.

However, the pair are set to make a swift return to Ewood Park - with City's first game of the new season away at Blackburn.

This is a proper source.

In other news, Wigan manager Roberto Martinez has made his first signing for the club by bringing in playmaker Jordi Gomez from Espanyol on a three-year contract. BBC

Thousands of people will march through London to demand further investigation into the deaths of 96 Liverpool fans in the Hillsborough disaster. BBC again

Andrea Dossena's agent, Roberto La Florio, believes that Juventus will decide if they are going to lodge a bid for the Liverpool defender in the next week.
Sky Sports

Bayern Munich have admitted to making an approach for Chelsea full-back Jose Bosingwa.
Sky Sports

Barcelona are ready to launch a £25m bid for Aston Villa winger Ashley Young.
Daily Star

Manchester City are reported to have made an £8 million bid for Arsenal defender Kolo Toure. Telegraph

Roman Pavlyuchenko's agent has declared that he is looking for a new club for the Tottenham striker. Goal.com, but Sky Sports is reporting it too.

...and last but not least Manchester United have confirmed Carlos Tevez is to leave the club following the conclusion of his two-year loan. (Sky Sports transfer watch) and Manchester City are confident they have the deal in place to sign Carlos Tevez, whose loan contract at Manchester United runs out in 10 days' time. City Confident of £25m tevez deal. The Independent (because I hate linking to Goal.com, who have reported it too)

Yo no pienso que me pueda de ti olvidar.






GROUP B: 14:15 ET/19:15 GMT
IRAQ vs N. ZEALAND


GROUP B: 14:30 ET/19:30 GMT
SPAIN vs S. AFRICA


USA: ESPN or ESPN 2 [link] UK: BBC [link] CAN: CBC [link]
Stream links: Rojadirecta, Iraq Goals, Football Streaming, Atdhe, MyP2P


http://sports.yahoo.com/sow/news?slug=reu-confederationssaturday&prov=reuters&type=lgns

After two wins in the competition, Spain have sealed a place in the semi finals, but there are still objectives they are aiming to reach. A victory against South Africa will mean equalling Brazil's world record of 35 successive unbeaten matches and setting a new record of 15 straight wins.

This guaranteed spot in the last four will give Spain breathing space and a chance to rest and experiment with their players. Vicente Del Bosque has said: “This is an ideal situation to make some changes, giving some (players) a break because we are not bothered about who we play in the semi-finals.”

Pepe Reina will take Iker Casillas' position in goal, while Arbeloa is expected to have a trial run in the left-back position, with Puyol captaining and playing right-back for the evening.

Nina Dobrev
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Paris must be gutted.

ALLISON AIMEE, 26, and SUZANNE COPPIN, 32, flirted with the footie ace in his hotel bar.
Flirt ... Ronaldo with Suzanne 

They then went back to his room — and left at 4am as he was snogging a THIRD girl on the sofa.

Suzanne — posing with Allison on LA’s Venice Beach — said: “I can see why he’s been such a hit with the American girls.

“Sometimes he acts like an innocent little boy. On our way to his bedroom he called his sister for a chat which was so cute.

“But he knows when to be manly too. He’s got such an amazing body and clearly felt the same about us.

“He told us he loves going on holiday to America — because the women are much better looking.”

Ronaldo was preparing to leave the US yesterday after pulling a string of beauties including heiress PARIS HILTON, 28, on a two-week break to LA and Las Vegas.

Nice pass Ron and beauty hug in an LA bar 

Allison revealed: “We had a dance-off and Cristiano excitedly said he would be the judge. We played Aerosmith’s hit Crazy and it became a sexy lapdance.

“Cristiano couldn’t take his eyes off me. I felt the sparks fly as I leaned into him. Next it was Suzanne’s turn. She straddled me and pressed her chest into my face.

“Cristiano could not take his eyes off of her rear end.Soon she was whispering in his ear and running her hands over his chest.”

The Portuguese striker — moving from Man United to Real Madrid for £80million — was ALREADY snogging a brunette when the two girls arrived at the bar.

But he pulled them as well, using the wink made famous when he got England’s Wayne Rooney sent off in the 2006 World Cup.

Suzanne said: “He was kissing the girl and staring at us. He made eye contact and threw a sexy, knowing wink. He knows his effect on women.”

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2491473/Girls-who-spent-night-with-Cristiano-Ronaldo-speak-to-The-Sun.html

^^For one more picture.

She's one in a million

So yeah, basically as [info]lowrane said in the last transfer post there's that reality show called Secret Story in France where people have secrets and live altogether in a house trying to hide it. That's where it gets (not really) interesting, one of them says she's slept with a Ballon D'or, so I made a little research on Google and TADAM, the girl's called Daniela and she (obviously) slept with Cristiano Ronaldo (you really didn't expect Zidane, did you?).

She's portuguese, she's 22, she's used to be a playmate, she has naked pictures of her all over the interwebs and this, people, is all you need to know.

I honestly think she's lying, if she did sleep with him it'd have been all over The Scum and The Daily Fail.

Also, typing Daniela Arnaut on Google is really NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

But this is what she looks like with clothes on

This will be the only entry even remotely related to CRon I will ever post.

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This is a Ballack post

Who needs a reason to spam about
 MICHAEL BALLACK?



He's the German Captain, bitch. He is so fierce that one look at him, and you can die. Seriously. Made from German engineering, he has power, strength and killer accuracy. He can cut you with his pout. This dude is insane. Insanely hot. But he's also insane. In the Euro final, he played with an injury and later got cut by Senna. He started bleeding and shit. Yet he still managed to get back into the game. I guess you could call him a hero. He even does AIDS prevention awareness and hands out red condoms. Definitely a hero. This son of a bitch can get away with so many yellow cards, he makes you wonder if he even made a foul in the first place. In his spare time, he likes to pick fights with referees, look classy by wearing leather jackets and show off his gigantic bulge. It's almost as huge as his mouth. He is BFFS with Frings, and if you say something about him, he will cut you so bad. You either love him or you hate him, but you better hope you love him, or he's gonna come and kick your little ass. Either way, he doesn't give a rats ass about you. Who are you anyway? Are you Michael Ballack? NO. Because if you were, you'd realize what an awesome son of a bitch you are.

BALLACK HAS ENTERED THIS POST, BITCHES.





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PEREZ OWNS YOUR FUCKING SOUL.


DON'T YOU EVER FORGET THAT BITCHES.

once you cuntcrack, you never go back

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No need to thank us. We know you appreciate us. That last post, and this post, and the community, ontd_cuntcracks is a direct rebellion against the hate and the spooge that has happened on this community recently in relation to Real Madrid. Instead of getting angry, which we all felt, we all decided to get cracky instead. Confuse you into not talking about RM is a negative light, as we, the fans, have already said everything that you could possible say, thus rendering any negativity obsolete. I hope you understood our reasons for doing this, and to think before you're rude about our club again. Because as nice as we are, we can only stand so much before we crack.


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